2nd T20: Australia v Pakistan @ SCG Nov 16th, 2024

[Bazal]

Spencer and Xavier among the wickets.

Chaps and Co used to refuse to play cricket with blokes unless their name was Bill, Dave or John.

Spencer Johnson looks like he eats avocado and scrambled tofu for breakfast and with hair like Chaps et al would've shat in his Brylcreem, wrapped him up in a horse blanket and thrown him off the Torrens footbridge

 

[speedster]

Spencer Johnson looks like he eats avocado and scrambled tofu for breakfast and with hair like Chaps et al would've shat in his Brylcreem, wrapped him up in a horse blanket and thrown him off the Torrens footbridge

His idle is Chad Townshend.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Australia have got one hand on the Wade - Akmal trophy!

 

[_snafu_]

Zamps looking fresh.

 

[Bazal]

Zamps looks like a fella who loves soy milk, hemp seed loaf and getting pegged by a chick with armpit hair

 

[speedster]

Zamps in incognito mode. Needing to pass a witness ID line up?

 

[_snafu_]

Pakistan playing for stumps.

 

[Bazal]

When Davey is the smartest in the commbox there's significant issues

It's hit him on the full Junior you donkey it hasn't spun any way

 

[speedster]

When Davey is the smartest in the commbox there's significant issues

It's hit him on the full Junior you donkey it hasn't spun any way

Junior actually has a donkey. The brains in the household.

 

[speedster]

Told yaz. Get the openers and we're into the tail.

 

[Bazal]

Haha Junior again. Salman Allyahgah

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Spencer Johnson should be a private detective with a name like that.

 

[Bazal]

Jesus f**king Christ 4/46 and we go to Maxwell and Stoinis what do these imposters have on who?

 

[_snafu_]

Apart from bowling pies and not scoring runs, what does Stoinplod bring to this team?

 

[Bazal]

Apart from bowling pies and not scoring runs, what does Stoinplod bring to this team?

Big Rig Small Dick energy

 

[speedster]

Apart from bowling pies and not scoring runs, what does Stoinplod bring to this team?

Apparently scores well in the shower room.

 

[Bazal]

24 off those two overs. Lucky we're not defending a small total....wait

 

[speedster]

He fell, Short.

I mean, he fell short.

 

[Marshall_magic]

Spencer and Xavier among the wickets.

Chaps and Co used to refuse to play cricket with blokes unless their name was Bill, Dave or John.

There’s a story that Piers Morgan saw Chappelli at a game and had this exchange

Piers: Hi Ian, good to meet you, I’m Piers Morgan
Chappelli: no you’re not, you’re a dickhead

I wonder if Chappelli had no idea who he was and just based that on his name

 

[speedster]

There’s a story that Piers Morgan saw Chappelli at a game and had this exchange

Piers: Hi Ian, good to meet you, I’m Piers Morgan
Chappelli: no you’re not, you’re a dickhead

I wonder if Chappelli had no idea who he was and just based that on his name

Well, he was half right.