Pretty risky deceleration from Clarke but we pulled it out the fire in a close one.
Pretty risky deceleration from Clarke but we pulled it out the fire in a close one.
“@piersmorgan: Let's replace England's absurd 82-page diet manifesto with a simple plate of old-fashioned British courage. Or let's just go home. #Ashes”
lol, I hadn't seen any of his posts today. You caught me off guard :lol:It's a joke madunitI'm poking fun at bm.
Clarke has frankly been spot on with his captaincy.
Agreed. Picture this. Monty Panesar 150 not out at 7pm tonight. Remember Dravid and Laxman?
:lol: BM what a tard.Agreed. Picture this. Monty Panesar 150 not out at 7pm tonight. Remember Dravid and Laxman?
f**king umpires just had to check the last wicket for a no ball and it was not even close
sometimes you just gotta wonder if they were even looking
2 zip, bring on Perth
f**king umpires just had to check the last wicket for a no ball and it was not even close
sometimes you just gotta wonder if they were even looking
2 zip, bring on Perth
sometimes you just gotta wonder if they were even looking
This new policy on Sky of putting Botham and Warne in the commentary box at the same time is like listening to freeform jazz. Beefy doesn't so much offer analysis as talk in random non-sequiturs – often partial sentences bereft of wider context, like an Alzheimer's patient – split by colons. ("Good ball; should've caught it; close; very close; hate that; can't stand it; half a chance; gone now; too late; oop, look there."). He's the rhythm section. Meanwhile Warnie's the sol...oist, finding a recurring leitmotif and just circling around it in varied syntactical configurations without beginning or end. ("Wish they'd just be a bit more aggressive here. I'd like to see just a bit more aggression. With a bit more aggression, they might create a chance. It just requires them to think a bit more aggressively.") And then Beefy comes back in with his riffling snare drum of ski-daddling bollocks. It's also like freeform jazz in that nobody other than the performers wants to listen to it, of course.