We are going to lose a test series at home against india for the first time ever. Pretty sweet.
Kohli's had a shitload of luck, pauses the game whevever he wants for a variety of injuries and gets to fill his boots against primadonna starc...yet still whinging to the umpire about something
We would be more world famous than the AFL Peace team.Bending us over nice and good
wish CA banned Smith and Warner for 5 years, we would be in contention for the Noble peace price by then
You honestly think that not being wankers is the issue? lolBut we were really nice to them and our coach came up with some shit slogans.