2nd Test: Australia v New Zealand at Perth on Nov 13-17, 2015

[tomdl]

Everyone complimenting Johnson on his career and Chappell can't help been a f**kwit and mentioning his first innings bowling performance. f**king merkin

 

[Twatface Magee]

Everyone complimenting Johnson on his career and Chappell can't help been a f**kwit and mentioning his first innings bowling performance. f**king merkin

The bloke is constantly negative.
He is the epitome of a grumpy old man.

 

[Twizzle]

Draw coming up

 

[Twatface Magee]

Bowling Lyon is a waste.
He's not gonna get wickets when NZ are playing for a draw.

 

[hineyrulz]

Called playoff early.


Well done Mitch.

 

[undertaker]

....

 

[undertaker]

Haha! The Block on twitter just got burnt:

https://twitter.com/TheBlock9/status/666552420009443328

Amy Hudson ‏@fredamy65
@TheBlock9 late again!! I no longer care and onto Netflix. See ya.

The Block ‏@TheBlock9
@fredamy65 Why Netflix and chill when you can #TheBlock and chill? ��

Called playoff early.

Ch9 management to on-field umpires:

"Ok guys, the match isn't going anywhere. Even though there's another 20 or so overs left to bowl, just call the game off because of bad light so we can get Blockheads like Amy Hudson to tune in and see this:

https://twitter.com/TheBlock9/status/666552420009443328"

 

[chigurh]

On ya Mitch

 

[undertaker]

typical of Ch9 not to show the post-match presentation.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Good career Mitchy boy,well done fella.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Nathan Lyon basically bowling bouncers cos the dude bowls too fast and can't flight the ball for shit or land it in the right spot,dude bowls so short.

 

[Ibleedblue]

That WACA wicket wasn't test standard. All it did was favor batsman and didn't offer anything for bowlers and showed no wear and tear till the end.

 

[Eelementary]

Nathan Lyon basically bowling bouncers cos the dude bowls too fast and can't flight the ball for shit or land it in the right spot,dude bowls so short.

And when he bowls fuller, he bowls too full and gets pelted for 4...

Average Test spinner.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Well done to Mitch, glad to see him get the two wickets, pity he couldve or mightve got more had it been a better pitch for bowlers

typical of Ch9 not to show the post-match presentation.

Yeah that was disappointing not to hear from both captains, and the man of the match.

 

[Ibleedblue]

And when he bowls fuller, he bowls too full and gets pelted for 4...

Average Test spinner.

He has been our best spinner since Warne by a long shot, average of 34 is good for a spinner. It's just since Warne all of our spinners are expected to perform when in reality that isn't the case.

 

[Twizzle]

It certainly isn't, very average spinner for mine.

Talk of Haze being rested nest week so possibly 1 new bowler and 1 old Sids

 

[hineyrulz]

typical of Ch9 not to show the post-match presentation.

Merkins, it's a wonder we even got an interview with Johnson out of them.

I mean Scotty Cam and the team were waiting with must see TV :crazy:

 

[hineyrulz]

Lyon bowls far to quick and has little variation.

I mean he had the doctor to bowl into and he still was bowling medium pace plod. He has decent control and is light years ahead of the trundlers post Warne(bar SOK who has never had a decent crack) but he will never be anything more then a solid offie.

 

[TheParraboy]

He has been our best spinner since Warne by a long shot, average of 34 is good for a spinner. It's just since Warne all of our spinners are expected to perform when in reality that isn't the case.

Hauritz also averaged 34, was sacked for Xavier in the ill fated home ashes 10/11

Xavier sacked for Beer

 

[Twizzle]

Listening to ABC Grandstand last night doing the rounds in the Shield Games.

When the news broke about Notch retiring Patto went from bowling about 135ks to about 145ks and took 3 wickets, he seemed to be on a mission. He ended up with 3 for 39 off 19.

During the same time Bananman got 0-42 off 16.

Its a no brainer who should be picked if Patto is 5 day cricket fit but Sids was 12th man and included in this squad but couldn't get a wicket against a very young WACA team.

I still believe the selectors will pick Sids as they seem to have this pecking order method of selection and current form seems to be irrelevant.