2nd Test: Australia v South Africa @ MCG Dec 26-29, 2022

[TheParraboy]

Jansen wouldnt look out of place in Marylin Manson music video

 

[Meth]

We wont bowl SA out today

Still on track to, I think. This feels like a classic case of 1 wicket bringing 5

 

[BunniesMan]

The eye test told me Verreynne was better than who they have above him in the order. Then I look at his numbers and he averages 51 at first class level when their top order struggles to get to even 40. It is a travesty he comes in so late

 

[BunniesMan]

Bavuma and Zondo's COMBINED 1st class averages don't even add up to 70. That would have to be the worst 4 and 5 for a major test nation in modern history. South Africa has nobody better knocking the door down?

 

[Meth]

that's ordinary

 

[This Year?]

I never knew Usman was Victorian.

 

[Bazal]

Oh Uzi...that's why blokes call you lazy, ol' mate

 

[AlwaysGreen]

76 run partnership. Time to sack the whole bowling attack.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

39 overs to be bowled in the last session.

Not sure why we're plodding

 

[hineyrulz]

39 overs to be bowled in the last session.

Not sure why we're plodding

Paternal baldness I’d imagine.

 

[TheParraboy]

39 overs to be bowled in the last session.

Not sure why we're plodding

They are having a drinks break every 30min by the looks, lose 4 overs a session doing that

 

[Meth]

Pretty desperate review

 

[AlwaysGreen]

They are having a drinks break every 30min by the looks, lose 4 overs a session doing that

It's only 25 degree though

 

[Fangs]

Good fightback from SA. Tonking baldy around the G. Wicket looks good.

 

[Bazal]

Imagine if we were batting on this...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Is it irony that Warne didn't respect the baggy green yet the tribute to him involves the floppy hat?

 

[TheParraboy]

It's only 25 degree though

Maybe only the one drinks break per session?/ was only guessing

Isnt there any penalties for slow over rate ?

Pissed off its going to eat into the BBL blockbuster at 605pm !!!

 

[Smug Panther]

Fmd Starc you shitmerkin

 

[Bazal]

f**k Starc looks busted? Hope that's finger and not shoulder...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Slenderman scores a 50.

Starc f**ked a digit.