2nd Test: Australia v South Africa @ MCG Dec 26-29, 2022

[TheParraboy]

Lyon dropped a catch, toughie though

 

[Bazal]

That's what happens when you have a bald man at point

 

[2 weeks]

He makes a ton I reckon (ton of balls faced)

Resisting the urge to make another Candy Warner joke ..............

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Green averages a wicket a game.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Apart from rich merkins, does anyone actually give a f**k about the Sydney to Hobart Yacht race?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Fleming with possibly the worst attempt at humour in history after Blewett is talkingabout Elgar: "Pat Cummins doesn't have a test century as captain either, Blew'.

The silence was deafening.

 

[Bazal]

Green averages a wicket a game.

To be fair be also averages about 8 overs an innings

Edit- that's only counting innings where he bowls. He needs to bowl more IMO

 

[hineyrulz]

This looks a good deck, good decision Paddy.

 

[Bazal]

This looks a good deck, good decision Paddy.

Nothing wrong with fast bowlers as captain ol' moit

 

[Bazal]

That's a complete Bruyn explosion

 

[2 weeks]

Green gives the anus the arse

 

[hineyrulz]

Green machine!!! 3 million dollar wicket.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

De Brainless

 

[hineyrulz]

That's a complete Bruyn explosion

 

[2 weeks]

Bavuma is the shortest lesbian i have ever seen

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm assuming the Victorian crowd don't know Boland is indigenous as he hasn't been pelted with bananas and insults yet.

 

[Eelectrica]

This looks a good deck, good decision Paddy.

Achievement unlocked - first captain to send the opposition in twice in a row.
Whatever happens, totally worth it.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bavuma troubled by a short ball that would have been knee height to a normal batsman.

 

[TheParraboy]

Bavuma is South Africas leading run scorer this series

He has also faced the most deliveries than any player from either side

Good little player, in form

 

[hineyrulz]

Bavuma is the shortest lesbian i have ever seen

No surprises he’s bald @AlwaysGreen