2nd Test: New Zealand v Australia @ Hagley Oval Christchurch Mar 8-12, 2024

[This Year?]

Stevenson looks like Marvin Gerard from the Blacklist.

 

[mozza91]

Stevenson looks like Marvin Gerard from the Blacklist.

He also sounds like a terrible f**king commentator.

 

[Twizzle]

the Yak would be a half decent bowler if he would pitch it up a bit more consistently, stills at 140+ Ks

Not to shabby for a bloke who just made 174 runs

 

[JJ]

The thing that makes Tito more awkward is how nobody on the comm team ever acknowledges his existence. So odd.

It’s like a commentary version of The Office. Is Ricky Gervais a producer?

 

[JJ]

I like Matt Henry, but Stevenson is a buffoon

 

[Twizzle]

f**k me, after the batting I though “this can’t get worse”, then Scottie Stevenson starts commenting, soon they’ll cross to Tito in the crowd…

he's not bad for a Cuzzy Bro, he's a Kiwi though and through

but that f**king hat

 

[JJ]

Tito time, yay

 

[This Year?]

Tito amongst the retirement village is absolute mint.

 

[Twizzle]

thats the length Yak

 

[This Year?]

Give Haze a go at these two. He deserves a 5fer

 

[King-Gutho94]

These continual tactics to the tail are braindead like seriously.

You have a team 8/100 and you start bowling short again to the tail.

 

[This Year?]

Short shit.
Get hit.

 

[edabomb]

Stevenson looks like Marvin Gerard from the Blacklist.

The thing about Scotty is you assume he's funny when you first see him. He isn't.

 

[King-Gutho94]

its gone from 3 certainties in life to 4

Death
Taxes
NZ melting against Australia in a test match
Australia bowling short to every tailender they see and losing the complete plot.

 

[This Year?]

They're bowling rubbish at them so they'll be too tired to bowl after swinging the bat so much.

 

[Mr Angry]

FFS spinner.

 

[Twizzle]

f**k me now Haze is in the attack bowling short shit

 

[yobbo84]

These continual tactics to the tail are braindead like seriously.

You have a team 8/100 and you start bowling short again to the tail.

It's gotten to the point where if we were a lesser cricketing nation I would be wondering if there is any spot fixing involved

 

[JJ]

Henry probably our top scorer for the series, quality stuff NZ

 

[PJ]

It's gotten to the point where if we were a lesser cricketing nation I would be wondering if there is any spot fixing involved

I think our current team thinks they are better than they are and have a real holier than though aura.

Based on this I think they heard the criticism of this sh!t tactic, said we'll show them, and will keep it up until one day it works and they turn around and say told you so.