2nd Test: NZ v England at Hagley Oval, Christchurch, March 30-April 3rd, 2018

[Iafeta]

Good lord. Root plays all around a half volley and is castled.

Loves a start this lad.

 

[JJ]

That was a brain fart LOL

 

[Bazal]

Regardless of the gap between bat and pad the commentators are on about, that's a snorter. Just swinging in slightly through the air and then decks in further off the wicket...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Plays one of the sweetest on drives you'll ever see and then that.

 

[JJ]

Not a good shot but excellent bowling from Southee

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Here we go.

 

[JJ]

Boult!!!!

 

[Iafeta]

Plumb. Dead.

Bye bye Dawid. Awful batting. The lad refuses to come forward.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I don't think it's possible to be plumber than that.

 

[hineyrulz]

Root he’s got more starts than a 11 year old Pacer.

 

[Bazal]

I don't think it's possible to be plumber than that.

Maybe only if he was hit on the full....that is deader than Davey Warners Test career

 

[JJ]

Stokes has a sponsor??? WTF???

 

[JJ]

Wohoo

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Stonefeet gone.

 

[Bazal]

On fiyahhhhh!

That was another peach of a cherry

 

[Iafeta]

Gone. Some of these poms are dreadful bats.

Cook is old AF. Stoneman is stone motherless awful. Malan can’t play off the front foot. Vince is a mediocre show pony.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Kiwi bowlers have found the perfect length

 

[Iafeta]

Oh god. That AFL Footy TV ad makes me want to rip my ears off.

 

[JJ]

Gone. Some of these poms are dreadful bats.

Cook is old AF. Stoneman is stone motherless awful. Malan can’t play off the front foot. Vince is a mediocre show pony.

Yes, but to be fair Boult and Southee are also very good and bowling very well

 

[Iafeta]

That shot from Studefish was ordinary. Bat coming from gully, playing to midwicket. Any away movement and he’s out every time.