3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England @ MCG Dec 26-30, 2021

[Bazal]

Elite Baldness gets you an Eels membership.

It's true.

My hair grew back when I gave up the membership.

 

[Twizzle]

mine started to grow, I guess I'm not elite

can't say I'm a fan of the yellow scarfs though, gave mine to my dad

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Aussies beware: Creepy Crawley is coming:

Zak Crawley's Ashes SOS - why England have kept the faith

Zak Crawley's Ashes SOS - why England have kept the faith

England would not ideally be turning to a batter who averages 11.14 in Tests this year - but their situation is far from ideal

www.espncricinfo.com

Test Career 15 matches average 28.34.
FC Career 65 games average 31.33
This year averaging 11.14 in tests.

 

[Twizzle]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

England are upping the ante in the weirdo stakes

England resorts to bizarre training method

The Poms really are trying every trick in the book to get their disastrous Ashes campaign back on track.

www.news.com.au

 

[hineyrulz]

Aussies beware: Creepy Crawley is coming:

Zak Crawley's Ashes SOS - why England have kept the faith

Zak Crawley's Ashes SOS - why England have kept the faith

England would not ideally be turning to a batter who averages 11.14 in Tests this year - but their situation is far from ideal

www.espncricinfo.com

Test Career 15 matches average 28.34.
FC Career 65 games average 31.33
This year averaging 11.14 in tests.

Adam Lyth eat your little bald heart out.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Aussies beware: Creepy Crawley is coming:

Zak Crawley's Ashes SOS - why England have kept the faith

Zak Crawley's Ashes SOS - why England have kept the faith

England would not ideally be turning to a batter who averages 11.14 in Tests this year - but their situation is far from ideal

www.espncricinfo.com

Test Career 15 matches average 28.34.
FC Career 65 games average 31.33
This year averaging 11.14 in tests.

So he is England's marcus harris

 

[herbert henry1908]

And expect Marcus Harris to still nick off for 25 or less

The longer this drags out the more likely he’ll get a score that buys him another 10 tests of crap performances

 

[herbert henry1908]

The little hippie is trying so hard to not seem like a psycho after learning everyone thinks he's intensely insane.

Hazlewood to miss third Test, Starc fit

Australia coach Justin Langer suggests Mitchell Starc will play in the third Ashes Test, but Josh Hazlewood will again miss out.

www.bbc.com

Starc will definitely play, but you’d rest him in Sydney for sure. Has a terrible record at the SCG and it means he’s fresh for the pink ball in Hobart

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Bazal]

Hahahaha surely f**ken not?

Right? f**k...

 

[Twizzle]

Hahahaha surely f**ken not?

Right? f**k...

Warnie must be a selector now, can't think of any other reason

 

[The Mad Hatter]

FLMAO

Had to check the link wasn’t the Beetoota Advocate.

 

[Smug Panther]

Legit hope we get flogged if the vįctard gets picked

 

[hineyrulz]

LOL!! Neser bowled just 27 overs in Adelaide. A whole 27 lol he’s been waiting what 5 years to get a crack does a good job and he’s straight out for Boltard. Richardson bust’s just arse to get back gets a 5 for and is straight out of the side. While Harris is allowed to Derp it up to his hearts content. The people in charge are clueless we are just lucky we are coming up against a horrible England side with the people running the show for them are even more inept.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

 

[Bazal]

LOL!! Neser bowled just 27 overs in Adelaide. A whole 27 lol he’s been waiting what 5 years to get a crack does a good job and he’s straight out for Boltard. Richardson bust’s just arse to get back gets a 5 for and is straight out of the side. While Harris is allowed to Derp it up to his hearts content. The people in charge are clueless we are just lucky we are coming up against a horrible England side with the people running the show for them are even more inept.

Both teams should just shave their heads and play for the Ashes of their hair....

 

[hineyrulz]

Both teams should just shave their heads and play for the Ashes of their hair....

They need hair to shave in the first place.

 

[Eelementary]

Richardson takes 5,and gets dropped for Boland.

Makes sense.

 

[Eelementary]

Also, Boland is dreadful.