3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England @ MCG Dec 26-30, 2021

[TheParraboy]

Richie

2/22

 

[Sphagnum]

How many hatricks have there been in MCG Boxing Day tests? Any country? I know Siddle and Warne. The old boy reckons lance gibbs got one too but isn’t 100% that it was Melbourne.

 

[Bazal]

How many hatricks have there been in MCG Boxing Day tests? Any country? I know Siddle and Warne. The old boy reckons lance gibbs got one too but isn’t 100% that it was Melbourne.

Siddle was the Gabba?

 

[some11]

Warne's forced laughter in the commentary:

 

[hineyrulz]

Stadium less than half full on a public holiday. VicTOriAns lUv thEiR spOrT!!!!

SpOrTiNg CaPiTaL oF dA mUlTiVeRsE!!!!

 

[Bazal]

Would not have taken Starc off here.

 

[marshall stalin]

Is there any proof that Hameed has actually played cricket before?

I understand the Barmy Army have one selection for the England 11 and Hameed is their pick.

England looking for another opener - Burns might be recalled.

mmm Harry Potter coming out as night watchman- mmm thought his bat was a magic wand - no you have to use it Harry back to Hogswarts for some magic wand practice

 

[Sphagnum]

Anomaly in the rules as if given out on field - the ball only has to touch any part of the stumps to be confirmed as out - If given not out 50% of the ball has to be hitting the stumps to be given out by the third ump.

I’ve got no problem with any of this. You have to have faith in the on field decision so they should favour it in the way that they do. I have a problem with the on field decision considering how many balls have beaten the bat and gone over the stumps in both innings.

 

[Bazal]

Hameed out, Burns in?

Lol

 

[hineyrulz]

Diversity knocks over diversity!!! Diversity is the winner there.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Seriously Hameed is the worst batsman I've ever seen at international level.

 

[Bazal]

If we get Root tonight we could legit win this by an innings, that's how bad England look.

We'll almost certainly find a way to make it hard for ourselves but.

 

[Eelectrica]

This game is going to be over by lunch tomorrow

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol, out comes night-watchman goggle headed baldie.

 

[some11]

Bring out the gimp.

 

[Bazal]

Lol, out comes night-watchman goggle headed baldie.

Look at those f**ken Coke bottles on his eyes...Surely you want a night watchman who can actually see?

 

[hineyrulz]

Diversity can’t beat Baldness there.

 

[Bazal]

Hah!

Or a night watchman who actually uses his f**ken bat

 

[TheParraboy]

4/22

Let’s make it Hi-5

 

[King hit]

England have the same amount of fight in them as the amount of seats that fat wanker Palmer has in parliament

NONE!!!!