3rd ASHES TEST: @ Headingley, Leeds July 6-10, 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

Apart from England's tears and delusion other things are happening in this test:

Smith keen to mark 100th Test with first Ashes series win in England

Smith keen to mark 100th Test with first Ashes series win in England

Australia batter reflects on his journey ahead of landmark match at Headingley

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[simmo1]

Steve Smith's 100th test. Would love to see him go big.

 

[Sime_11]

id love us to score 400 on day 1 and declare - and then Pat Mankad's the first ball when we give the Poms 30 uncomfortable mins to survive on day 1

 

[King-Gutho94]

Being 2 nil down gives you the best chance of winning the series

McCullum: Bairstow dismissal will 'galvanise' England in Ashes comeback bid

McCullum: Bairstow dismissal will 'galvanise' England in Ashes comeback bid

England coach says controversial stumping call will affect spirit series is played in

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Hey McCullum you have won 1 test against Australia in 20 years.

Bangladesh have won the same in that period.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

England just don’t understand how the crease works. Poor form from Australia to throw the ball at the stumps without warning England first.

 

[Bazal]

Piers plays the Warne card. Piers - What kind of wanker name is that anyway?

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/piers-morgan-shane-warne-would-have-hated-ashes-scandal/news-story/eb822edee6c255f3a03b0e0e2983d2f1

Lmao Warnie would've thrown the pegs down himself and then given YJB a send off that included the words stupid, fat, lazy and three C bombs

 

[TheParraboy]

 

[Bazal]

Didn't watch but if the vid is longer than 4 words it's a waste of oxygen

"Because he's a merkin"

 

[Mr. Shaman]

When I was walking the dog today some old twat asked me how does it feel to stand by cheats, couldn’t be arsed so I said I hope we win the toss, bowl, and mankad first ball

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Australia have won 5 Ashes tests, in their last 8 matches in England.

England have won 4 Ashes tests in Australia, since the start of 21st century.

 

[JamesRustle]

Draw is a special, looks like last 3 days will be rain effected.

England will have to wait until the 4th test to drive home their advantage.

Stokes will declare both England innings after 20-50 overs to force a win.. and then be all sad face when Cummins holds the Urn aloft.

 

[Marshall_magic]

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All from families mentioned in the 11th century Doomsday book, so all from very old money the racist pedo Tory toffs

If you asked ChatGPT to make up 3 posh twats this would be what gets spat out.

 

[Fangs]

Video of Bairstow's sooky handshake is f**king hilarious.

Also his 'dodgy' stumping playing county cricket. They've really put themselves in a hole here.

 

[Bazal]

Yeah England are being exposed as elite whingers and massive hypocrites

Alan Mullally was less of a sook than these merkins.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

 

[jargan83]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Oily Pipe out for the series.

Ollie Pope ruled out for rest of Ashes following shoulder dislocation

Ollie Pope ruled out for rest of Ashes following shoulder dislocation

Batter to undergo surgery after sustaining injury while fielding during Lord's Test

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[icewind]

Oily Pipe out for the series.

Ollie Pope ruled out for rest of Ashes following shoulder dislocation

Ollie Pope ruled out for rest of Ashes following shoulder dislocation

Batter to undergo surgery after sustaining injury while fielding during Lord's Test

www.espncricinfo.com

and counting his lucky stars he's escaped the bazball shit show.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Headingley pitch.

No crease, clever poms.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

I think if Starc or Hazelwood bowls someone out early and the English batsman is not happy, we should call him back because he's upset and its in the 'spirit' of the game and apparently we'd be the nice guys again after Sandpaper gate lol.