3rd ASHES TEST: @ Headingley, Leeds July 6-10, 2023

[Mr. Shaman]

We'll win this. Root and Stokes are their only legit bats, Root has always seemed a little overawed by the bright spotlight of Ashes cricket. And Stokes can't get a 100 every time, he's due for a failure

For f**k sake

 

[Eelectrica]

Its occurred to me that if the roles were reversed and we chasing most of us would be expecting an Australian collapse at some point and still be picking England to win.
Let the battle for the Dumb and Dumber commence! Who will be dumb, who will be dumber?

 

[blue bags]

A chance the whole day washed out by rain
Atleast 80% per chance rain
And heavy rain in afternoon and through the night
So maybe day 5 result

 

[Chins get the wins]

I think we need 3 by lunch. The decision to pick Boland isn't looking good

 

[mozza91]

Louise Ransome is a babe.

 

[blue bags]

So what have they said about the weather ?

 

[mozza91]

Overcast conditions our quicks need to take advantage in the first session.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Overcast conditions out quicks need to take advantage on the first session.

Really f**king hope we don't go straight to bouncing them

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This annoying pommy crowd is going to cheer every time one of their players scratches their nuts

 

[Mr. Shaman]

2 balls 2 easy singles because of our weak gutted dog fields

 

[jargan83]

They'll do this in singles

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Has their been an uglier opening batting pair than this midget and his pasty mate?

 

[Hutty1986]

Great captaincy Patrick! Singles don't count!

 

[mave]

Can we revert to Bodyline already?

 

[yobbo84]

I really hope I'm wrong but I just get the feeling England will chase this with ease today

 

[mave]

Great captaincy Patrick! Singles don't count!

He's taken a leaf out of Mary McGregors book of coaching.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Might need to risk Smiffy or Labs. Let's make something happen

 

[Hutty1986]

Realistically we need a proper English implosion here to be any chance at all

 

[yobbo84]

They gave that exact LBW out yesterday ffs

 

[Hutty1986]

They gave that exact LBW out yesterday ffs

The only way we'll be getting lbws is by reviewing them