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3rd Test: Australia v South Africa at Adelaide on Nov 24-28, 2016

Bgoodorgoodatit

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yeah I saw the interview last night from the airport... Scissor hands is like "yeah it takes me a while to pick up the length but I'm fine after that" isn't that nice! I'm sure if you ask Rabada nicely he'll give you a few overs of sighters. ha-ha
 

JJ

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Good to see Australia documenting their excuses before the event - much classier than the media having to go searching for inappropriate ball shining
 

Incorrect

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In all seriousness, how can they play him?? If by his own admission, he struggles to pick up the length of the pink ball, then he has to have a line put through his name for this Test. That's a fundamental part of how a batsmen approaches their craft.... And when you're facing a couple of dudes slinging them through at ~140km/h, when you can't pick up the length, you don't leave yourself much time to adjust...

f**king laughable selection this... If the merkin gets a pair, or even 10 runs combined for both innings, as if the question is not going to be asked in the presser - "Was it a mistake to play Wade given he admitted before the game he struggles to pick up the length of the pink ball?"
 

Timbo

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What about when he's keeping? We saw last year how much it swung after pitching. We'll need a f**king backstop.

But Warnies happy that his little Victorianian mate is in the side, so all good.
 

JJ

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If he takes a few catches and wangles some runs, they'll make a movie about his battle against his handicap
 

Incorrect

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What about when he's keeping? We saw last year how much it swung after pitching. We'll need a f**king backstop.

But Warnies happy that his little Victorianian mate is in the side, so all good.

I was actually going to mention Warne in my post... I saw Wade being interviewed by Mark Nicholas last week in Hobart, might have been during a rain delay or something... Anyways, Warne was sitting there too and the pair of them were laughing and razzing each other, all matey matey like... Couldn't help thinking Warne would be pulling as many strings as possible in the background and campaigning to get Wade a chance...
 

hineyrulz

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What about when he's keeping? We saw last year how much it swung after pitching. We'll need a f**king backstop.

But Warnies happy that his little Victorianian mate is in the side, so all good.
When has that plastic f**kwit been right about anything??? This is the bloke that pushed for Beer and sooked when Gilly was picked ahead of his bum chum Berry. The only time he should be allowed to open his mouth is when he is talking about legspin.
 

Twizzle

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Poor old Faf copping it deluxe on social media, he was allegedly reported by his own fellow countryman (Dave Richardson) from the ICC yet Steyne and Co trying to put the blame back onto the Aussies, and most comments from from the subcontinent are on Steye's side too.

Interesting reading if you have a spare few hours.
 

WaznTheGreat

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Matt Wade is the toughest cricketer in the country,not only did he overcome cancer but he also has to overcome constant bullying from the Australian public and also has to overcome blindness,what a mentally tough specimen this man is and one that i would be proud to call family.


We got dis.
 

JJ

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Poor old Faf copping it deluxe on social media, he was allegedly reported by his own fellow countryman (Dave Richardson) from the ICC yet Steyne and Co trying to put the blame back onto the Aussies, and most comments from from the subcontinent are on Steye's side too.

Interesting reading if you have a spare few hours.

It is interesting, it goes back a step though, it was started by the Australian media - the ICC are a joke though, I see Misbah has been suspended for slow over rates - he's not available anyway, and of course slow over rates are the norm so suspensions need to be handed down much earlier - not to mention all the other bullshit behaviour many have been allowed to get away with and given warnings, fines, suspended suspensions etc

Not sure what to make of the de Villiers situation, does seem a slippery-ish slope, plenty chewing gum etc... but no doubt the respected ICC leaders will come down with a clownish decision either way

Matt Wade is the toughest cricketer in the country,not only did he overcome cancer but he also has to overcome constant bullying from the Australian public and also has to overcome blindness,what a mentally tough specimen this man is and one that i would be proud to call family.


We got dis.

Yeah, everyone respects the special kid that does well - the keeper that can't catch is a really nice story - good luck to him. I know he's held in the highest regard all around the cricketing world - seems Australian keepers are either (IMO) stand up likeable blokes like Marsh, Gilchrist and Nevill, or putrid cheating asshole merkins like Dyer, Haddin, and Wade - no middle ground except all seem pretty dim (that's where Healy pops up too)
 
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Maybe Matador can sponsor Wade...put that target on his helmet...free sausage sizzles for the crowd every time Rabada takes his head orf?
 

Timbo

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I was actually going to mention Warne in my post... I saw Wade being interviewed by Mark Nicholas last week in Hobart, might have been during a rain delay or something... Anyways, Warne was sitting there too and the pair of them were laughing and razzing each other, all matey matey like... Couldn't help thinking Warne would be pulling as many strings as possible in the background and campaigning to get Wade a chance...

I saw that interview too - it made me furious.

They were all sitting there going 'mate, maaaate I hope you get back in the side soon'. They were actively cheering for Nevill to fail.

f**k Warne and f**k his agenda driven bullshit.
 
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