3rd Test: Australia v South Africa @ SCG Jan 4-8, 2023

[This Year?]

This is why I love gameday threads.
Everyone is so advanced in their knowledge of cricket that if we all posted our thoughts about tactics etc it would be boring because we'd all have the same opinion.
Instead its pretty much a wild ride of shitposting fun. I really hope people reading them take it for what it is.

 

[Hutty1986]

I came here to chew gum and post some delightfully homophobic/baldphobic/racist comments.
And I've just finished chewing gum.

 

[hineyrulz]

I came here to chew gum and post some delightfully homophobic/baldphobic/racist comments.
And I've just finished chewing gum.

Well I’m a bald lesbian so of course I’m going to be talking about bald lesbians.

 

[This Year?]

I came here to chew gum and post some delightfully homophobic/baldphobic/racist comments.
And I've just finished chewing gum.

So when is your next tour Jim Jeffries?

 

[hineyrulz]

Still no silly point

 

[Fangs]

Lyono - 'The floor close on the offside is lava'

 

[This Year?]

Still no silly point

Because we obvs don't need wickets from the Goat. He's got too many already.

 

[2 weeks]

Well I’m a bald lesbian so of course I’m going to be talking about bald lesbians.

I would scissor with you mate

 

[Eelectrica]

Agar and Lyon are going to knock over the tail any minute now

 

[hineyrulz]

I would scissor with you mate

 

[Twizzle]

Head looks far more threatening than Agar

 

[TheParraboy]

I agree with you, but I have a strong feeling that's the direction the national selectors are heading towards in the aftermath of the PM XI match at Canberra, with the constant spruiking of Murphy in the media, from commentators, from current players such as Lyon etc.

The only thing that would foil the plan is if Murphy got injured or as I said, another bolter appears in Shield cricket.

For the Indian tour , may not even have Shield to see anyone else

1st test in Pune is 23rd Feb
Im assuming we play a warm up game the week before? And would actually fly over there few days before that

Next round of Shield matches start from 9th Feb

 

[hineyrulz]

For the Indian tour , may not even have Shield to see anyone else

1st test in Pune is 23rd Feb
Im assuming we play a warm up game the week before? And would actually fly over there few days before that

Next round of Shield matches start from 9th Feb

We aren’t playing a tour game before the first test.

 

[This Year?]

It feels like we're wasting the new ball.

 

[Pippen94]

Jealousy is ugly my dude, don’t be that guy.

Don't worry I'll just pity u

 

[Bazal]

Don't worry I'll just pity u

Do not pity him for his shit posting

Pity him because he's a bald Eels fan who drinks Kraken rum

 

[Hutty1986]

Found a picture of the pippen chair (previously known as the cuck chair)

 

[This Year?]

Found a picture of the pippen chair (previously known as the cuck chair)

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*frowns in Anthony Griffin*

 

[hineyrulz]

Don't worry I'll just pity u

 

[This Year?]

You finalliy got your wish @hineyrulz

The silly point not the cuck chair.