3rd Test: South Africa v Sri Lanka at Cape Town Jan 3-7, 2012

[Hallatia]

I don't think his weight it a problem, if it starts slowing him down, I'll have words with him about it. I need to have words with Smith about his weight gain though

 

[aussies1st]

Kallis really is scoring quickly lately.

 

[Twizzle]

and his terrible batting technique (Smith)

 

[AlwaysGreen]

and his terrible batting technique (Smith)

And his Giant weird jaw. And his team's never-ending ability to choke.

 

[Hallatia]

I think it's best if we deal with one problem at a time. Which do we all think is the most pressing?

 

[Twizzle]

watching them choke always amuses me

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I think it's best if we deal with one problem at a time. Which do we all think is the most pressing?

Amla's beard.

 

[Twizzle]

and his technique is uglier than Smith's

 

[Hallatia]

there is nothing wrong with Amla, his beard adds to his persona as a figure in the game. And his technique works for him, when it stops producing runs at a consistent rate and with a good average, then and only then will we have words with him about it

 

[Fast Eddie]

If you could get on to Kallis about that triple hundred it'd be good, thats what I want to see. Possibly in this game as well.

 

[aussies1st]

Way hes going he'd get that in one day too.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If amla shaved his beard he'd be a 11% better player. Have a word with him - maybe he could just go a soul patch.

 

[Hallatia]

If amla shaved his beard he'd be a 11% better player. Have a word with him - maybe he could just go a soul patch.

why 11%? I think the beard is a part of him, he's almost not Hashim Amla without it. I do think it is a bit long though, so I may have some words with him about trimming it down

 

[Fast Eddie]

Chin curtain.

 

[Hallatia]

oh and, I imagine he would look silly with a soul patch

 

[Twizzle]

he looks silly without one

 

[AlwaysGreen]

why 11%? I think the beard is a part of him, he's almost not Hashim Amla without it. I do think it is a bit long though, so I may have some words with him about trimming it down

That's my scientific analysis. The beard without a moustache thing went out with Lincoln.

 

[Mr Angry]

of course love is always conditional

Sorry i was unclear....conditional in marriage, i think i would bury guys my daughter killed.

But her mother.....,conditional....

 

[Hallatia]

I think it's a religious thing (the beard without a moustache)

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Interesting. I might start making my disciples do the same thing.