4th ASHES TEST: @ Old Trafford, Manchester July 19-23, 2023

[mave]

Alright. It is midnight and I am semi drunk and I am going to the kebab shop around the corner here in Newtown. By the time I get back we better not have lost any wickets

"Kebab shop" in Newtown.

Keep your dignity intact son.

 

[BunniesMan]

"Kebab shop" in Newtown.

Keep your dignity intact son.

Actually it is a gyros place. Same diff (ducking before I get lynched by both the greeks AND the lebanese)

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Alright. It is midnight and I am semi drunk and I am going to the kebab shop around the corner here in Newtown. By the time I get back we better not have lost any wickets

@SLRBRONCOS translate please

 

[BunniesMan]

@SLRBRONCOS translate please

what don't you understand about a drunk bro getting greasy food after midnight on a saturday morning?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

what don't you understand about a drunk bro getting greasy food after midnight on a saturday morning?

Shut up

 

[jargan83]

Warner into double figures

 

[undertaker]

Good start by the Aussies. No wickets down after 10 overs

 

[Fangs]

Hopefully Davey can take 60/70 off this total.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

YESSSS

 

[undertaker]

Khawaja gorrrrne!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Ugh Usman has turned into the dud opener

 

[jargan83]

Ugh Usman has turned into the dud opener

Now there's two of them

 

[Showtime]

Feels dirty saying this but surely these tards can survive the next 40 overs without getting rolled and see if Mother Nature does her thing.

 

[jargan83]

Im off to bed, I thoroughly expect the series to be 2-2 when I wake up.

 

[undertaker]

The remaining batsmen need to focus on facing at least 100 balls each at the minimum

 

[undertaker]

Feels dirty saying this but surely these tards can survive the next 40 overs without getting rolled and see if Mother Nature does her thing.

Even with the extra 30 mins in the final session (making it 2 1/2 hours in total), given how slow the over rates have been this series, there won't be 40 overs.

30-35 overs max.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

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Now there's two of them

 

[undertaker]

Pathetic shot from Warner.

2/54

 

[hineyrulz]

Warner GTFO!!

 

[undertaker]

Warner GTFO!!

Warner is a GORRRRRNER

Didn't have the temperament to survive even 100 balls.