5 x T20s Australia v Bangladesh @ Dhaka August 2021

[Bazal]

We look like we were totally unaware that slow tracks might exist.

Hey Darsh knows what a cover drive is at least. 3/38 somewhere in the 8th

 

[Bazal]

Kaptain Koala dropped by the keeper.

Deeply ironic

 

[Bazal]

The Admiral gets a pie, drag down on leg.....sweeps it straight to short fine leg on the full.

Walks off smiling, knowing that smoother brains than even him have made him the f**king captain and he can't be dropped despite getting out like a genuine park cricketer

4/50 in the 10th

 

[Bazal]

We need over 8s on a track that's Doomben heavy quality....

 

[Bazal]

Ashton "The Alien" Agar is out hit wicket to a f**ken slow left armer.

This is park cricket. It's 5/71.

The stream just died but I'm not sure that's a bad thing

 

[Bazal]

Stream is back

As long as Darsh is there we're a good chance!

Darsh just holed out to deep square off a rank long hop.

 

[Bazal]

Ashton Turner left a lot to do by Kaptain Koala and his smooth brained top order....hit a really nice attacking boundary but holed out trying to do it again.

7/100 after 17.3. I think we've got issues here bois.

 

[Bazal]

AJ Tye holes out.

We're boned, my dudes. 8 down needing 30 from 10

 

[Bazal]

Bangladesh win by 23 runs. Defending ONE HUNDRED AND F*KING THIRTY.

Despite the top three being poor, I want the memers like Parraboy and Lockyf**kFace to know this one is 1 million percent on their Admiral Smooth Brain Wadey.

Kaptain Koala said this young batting order would be emboldened by his "experience".

Kaptain Koala scored 13 off 23 and looked like he'd never once played on a deck slower than the WACA. We were chasing 132 FFS and our "experienced" Admiral got himself out off a half tracker at 4/49.

We deserve this. Flush the turd

 

[TheParraboy]

Damm these tricky little totals..

 

[hineyrulz]

Outstanding work Baz lol, i forgot this was on glad i missed it. I still have the Eels to watch this week to make me feel dead inside let alone watch an Aussie side lead by the Unflushable Turd.

 

[hineyrulz]

Starcy yorks some other rando last ball of the dig.

Chasing 132. The deck is deader than @hineyrulz ability to feel joy and it's the kind of tricky low total Kaptain Koala hates but we should get this.

That’s deader than the parents in party of five.

 

[Eelectrica]

If the Scooby gang investigates Wade, they'll rip off his mask and discover he was bald the entire time.

 

[Twizzle]

f**k me, cant beat the Bangers, actually not even close

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Another loss is bad enough but because of his form in slogball Marsh will be in the Australian test team.

 

[TheParraboy]

Another loss is bad enough but because of his form in slogball Marsh will be in the Australian test team.

Not sure about that

Top 4 are covered

5. Head
6. Green

I reckon Kurtis Paterson may stake a claim now he has the blues captaincy gig

 

[Twizzle]

Green is pretty highly rated, Head not so much

If he replaces anyone I reckon it would be Head

I think he has had enough chances tho

 

[TheParraboy]

I reckon Head will be back

He just turned 27, averages 40 in test cricket, Best ahead of him I reckon.

Had a great second half of Shield cricket last summer, so has to be in the selectors sights rather than a pen through his name you would think. F..ck me how many chances does Nugget get?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I reckon Head will be back

He just turned 27, averages 40 in test cricket, Best ahead of him I reckon.

Had a great second half of Shield cricket last summer, so has to be in the selectors sights rather than a pen through his name you would think. F..ck me how many chances does Nugget get?

The problem with you PB is that you're not thinking in an elite way.

Mitchell is a West Australian and his dad's a good bloke.

 

[TheParraboy]

Wadey wins the toss and we are batting

Lets do 180 boys...