5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[JamesRustle]

Warner needs to keep a lid on it IMO. Don't throw your wicket away when we are on top.

Agreed. Good time for a break.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Who be our sub batsman? Usman has taken the shine off, and we’re at the point where he’s bogging down, bring in the middle innings specialist!

 

[yobbo84]

Watch this replacement ball swing and seam prodigiously

 

[Sime_11]

England complaining about the ball again surely not

as soon as they feel the heat - it’s the balls fault

 

[Chins get the wins]

f**king cheats and these replacement balls. As if a helmet does more than a f**king bat

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Not getting wickets? Better change the ball.

 

[JamesRustle]

After the 3056th request to check the ball, the umpires are just trolling Strokes by putting the match ball in the box, shuffling them around and pulling out the same one.

 

[undertaker]

Warner needs to keep a lid on it IMO. Don't throw your wicket away when we are on top.

Yeah, Warner's played a few rash shots but lucky to get away with it so far.

 

[undertaker]

Who be our sub batsman? Usman has taken the shine off, and we’re at the point where he’s bogging down, bring in the middle innings specialist!

If Usman was subbed out, it would be Harris who'd replace him (under the "like for like" rule), as he's the only top-order batsman in the squad after Renshaw was released.

 

[Sime_11]

Ball hit the boundary - Change the ball ump!!!

 

[Chins get the wins]

If Usman was subbed out, it would be Harris who'd replace him (under the "like for like" rule), as he's the only top-order batsman in the squad after Renshaw was released.

Ewwww

 

[Mr. Shaman]

If Usman was subbed out, it would be Harris who'd replace him (under the "like for like" rule), as he's the only top-order batsman in the squad after Renshaw was released.

Shit rule, we want Neser!

 

[undertaker]

Showers starting to pick up.

Do the Aussies want to stay out there, or eventually go off the field?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Showers starting to pick up.

Do the Aussies want to stay out there, or eventually go off the field?

Bat.

 

[JamesRustle]

Piers furiously praying for torrential rain the fat f**k.

 

[Fangs]

Going well. Just need to keep patient. Very good batting so far.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

249 to get at 0 down. You’d expect to win starting an innings from here.

Please no f**k.

 

[mozza91]

Rain saves England again.

 

[Chins get the wins]

249 to get at 0 down. You’d expect to win starting an innings from here.

Please no f**k.

Don't you PB us merkin

 

[undertaker]

Piers furiously praying for torrential rain the fat f**k.

Piss doesn't realise England have to take 10 wickets to square the series.