94: Superthread 9 II

[Eelementary]

im trying now. but im afraid to close my eyes because im worried about what i might see.

night all.

Good night, man. Hope you work it out.

TG - the youth in Asia just may help me with my problem here...

* hire young Japanese escorts

* have young Japanese escorts run back to their Yakuza pimps and say they weren't paid

* have Yakuza gangsters ransack the ex's home

Problems solved. All thanks to youth in Asia.

 

[Dani]

Seriously thought, i should thank him. The heartbreak killed my appetite. I look hot as.

 

[McLovin]

And 1 brain which is usually situated in the wrong head.

You've got a lot to learn and something tells me you're gonna learn the hard way lol.

Correct wording there...

 

[Eelementary]

Seriously thought, i should thank him. The heartbreak killed my appetite. I look hot as.

As per usual.

 

[Twizzle]

T G I F

 

[McLovin]

Apparently it's BS if you call in sick on a Friday...

 

[Monk]

well we talked last night, although she said i love you, too many times.

 

[Jobdog]

Bah, all this talk about women being sh*t, is rubbish

Women are awesome. Without them, who would iron our clothes, wash our clothes, cook us dinner and who would we have sex with? :sarcasm:

 

[McLovin]

Bah, all this talk about women being sh*t, is rubbish

Women are awesome. Without them, who would iron our clothes, wash our clothes, cook us dinner and who would we have sex with? :sarcasm:

The answer to the above question is Baz...

 

[Jobdog]

I knew there was a reason why he was so awesome

 

[madunit]

well we talked last night, although she said i love you, too many times.

women say that a lot when they want some lovin'

 

[Stained_Class]

well we talked last night, although she said i love you, too many times.

Define "too many times".

 

[The Gambler]

Define "too many times".

Once.

 

[Jobdog]

:lol:

 

[Bazal]

Mate, my ex told me she was pregnant (by some other bloke who wanted nothing to do with her). Sucked me in and then, lo and behold - it was all a lie.

But who was the gigantic fool who went running back? Yo.

Mate, a similar thing happened to me...a girl I was with cheated on me, got knocked up and left me for the other guy (who was the father of the kid). Then when things didn't work out with him, she tried to con me into believing the baby (now almost 2) was mine. I almost fell for it even though I knew she was full of sh*t...but in the end told her she made the bed so she could f**king lie in it. Needless to say we don't talk anymore

My mate has a restraining order against his ex, which is also an amusing story....

 

[Misanthrope]

My situation is sh*t. We spent the night and morning together as if we're not breaking up, complete with the kiss goodbye and the text to say she made it to work on time.

We've put 'us' on life support and it feels weird waiting for the axe to finally fall.

 

[Twizzle]

Twizzle pub :arrow:

 

[Misanthrope]

CWB - Poker night tonight and Seoul for gambling and drinking tomorrow.

 

[Monk]

Define "too many times".

about 8.

its getting a little suss, im not sure whats going to happen. but i must say im falling for her.

 

[Timmah]

Help me