94: Superthread XVII

[Eelementary]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

nothing gets me angrier than blurred nudity...

Particularly with pron...

:sarcasm:

And banning in 3...2...1....

:sarcasm:

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Because females. are. insane. Check out Stormy here for example...

Agree.

One of the best pieces of Wisdom ever given to me was passed on by my brother. He said - "all Women are crazy. Don't try to work out why or how to change them. Neither is possible. Just try to hook up with the least crazy one."

great advice.

Better than the advice a recently divorced cousin once gave me. He said - "Women should be f**ked and then burnt."

not so great advice but sometimes on very rare occassions, I can see where he was coming from.

 

[Eelementary]

Women sure are purdee to look at, though.

 

[Dutchy]

Some.

 

[Eelementary]

Dude, honestly - it's been that long for me I'd take Rosie O'Donnell's grandmother.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Women sure are purdee to look at, though.

They need to come with a mute button.

 

[Eelementary]

They need to come with a mute button.

Well played, good sir!

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Mine would still find a way to nag me. If she couldn't talk she'd probably stick post it notes all over the place or write me letters or something. It's bred into them.

 

[Eelementary]

I guess. But at least you have someone.

Now - where did I put my 'light'?

 

[Nevan_]

My girlfriend = Crazy

When she falls over, it's my fault for not telling her to look out for the miniscule cracks in the ground.

She makes an awesome sandwich though.

 

[Bazal]

If you have facebook, JOIN THIS

 

[Eelementary]

How does Rudd make his dinner? He sits the chicken on the counter top and bores it to death with one of his trademark cliche-ridden speeches.

 

[adamkungl]

I guess. But at least you have someone.

Now - where did I put my 'light'?

Maaan you gotta top puttin da pussy on a pedestal

 

[Nevan_]

Maaan you gotta top puttin da pussy on a pedestal

"You're making the pussy into this great big Greek goddess named 'Pussalia' and what you're doing is that you're psyching yourself into to thinking that it's some impossible feat."

And my fav

"All you gotta do is to use your instincts. How do you think a tiger knows how to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's code written in their DNA, says "Tackle the gazelle." Believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says "Tackle drunk bitches."

 

[Eelementary]

Maaan you gotta top puttin da pussy on a pedestal

:lol:

You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know?

 

[adamkungl]

:lol: love that movie

 

[Nevan_]

:lol: love that movie

Me too

I'm on Wikiquote laughing.

"Is not about c**k and ass and tits and butthole pleasures. It's not about this rusty trombone, dirty Sanchez... th-the Cincinnati bowtie and the pussy-juice cocktail, and the... sh*t-stained balls. Its about love Its about connection."

 

[Eelementary]

It's a great film!

 

[adamkungl]

:lol: the indian bloke is hilarious

 

[McLovin]

lol...The most under-rated scene in that movie is when they argue on the balcony outside the shop and the other Indian dude storms back into the shop yelling for Paula...

It just looked so genuine...