From the darkness a new figure emerged. A young man with the word Stein on his lab coat. Having seen his science partner mercilessly killed earlier, he decided to try out a new experiment he had been working on. He hooked up the broken carcass of his friend to electrodes, and, using the power of nature itself, sought to breathe new life into him.
After what seemed like an eternity the colossal Swede twitched, then opened his eyes. Stein looked into the Nordic juggernauts eyes but recoiled in horror, that which had died had not returned. The man of learning was now a man of death and destruction.
Stein ran from the lab vowing to devote his life to resolving this abomination. It would be many years before we would hear from him again.
Ozzy is alive. He is Dolph Lundgren, ??? aligned undead Universal Soldier
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The ranger was happy with how things were going. The Heroes seemed intent on taking out their own leaving him to do his work. But work could wait for the moment as even the great man was no match for nature. He had a miniature Josh Reynolds hanging out of his arse & it needed to be unleashed. He found a can, dropped his strides & took a seat. Quick is a flash Chris Tucker appeared & made his full luscious lips form a vacuum seal around Chucks junk. The wedding is next Tuesday.
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Norris was hot on the trail of someone he suspected to be a threat to his cause. He followed the tracks into the forest but they mysteriously stopped in front of a tree. He looked around, he knew his target had experience in this setting and was wary about him drawing first blood. He looked closer at the tree, something about it seemed odd. The bark on the tree then moved and what looked like eyes appeared. The hunter, had become the hunted.
Norris, without his magical beard, was a dead man. That was until Sigourney Weaver turned up in a bad ass exo suit and flung Stallone away from Norris.
‘Thanks beautiful.’ Norris said gratefully.
‘Any tim….’
Weavers sentence was cut off mid-way through. She slumped to the ground lifelessly revealing the Swedish abomination behind her with a knife in his hand and a smile on his face.
Parra Pride is dead. He was Sigourney Weaver, Action Heroes aligned Mother of Aliens
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Clint Eastwood once again could be found with a gun in a man’s face. This time the People’s Champ was the target. Clint asked the questions and the Great One answered. Clint smiled and pulled the trigger but, in his quest to outdo Clint as town LVP, Jason Statham pushed a defenseless woman into the bullets path.
Bazzi is dead. He was Linda Hamilton, Action Hero aligned Terminator terminator
The sidekicks were besides themselves with laughter. They were coasting to victory and town seemed oblivious to it. One of them pointed out that even a broken clock is right twice a day though, so they decided to kill Clint before he bumbled his way to them.
Luckily for Eastwood he was protected by a strapping Queenslander. Greg Inglis stepped in the way of the shot and absorbed it with his magic Rabbitoh powers. He then flew back to South Sydney ready to kick some Bulldog arses.
Greg Inglis is not, nor will he ever be, dead… He’s just gone away and stopped protecting BM. He is Greg Inglis future Premiership winner.
It is now day
