If the NT is getting a team it's between the following
Darwin Dodo's
The Dodo represents Darwin perfectly in that it was fat, tasted revolting, looked like a piece of shit and everyone was glad to see the back of it once it left us.
Or if the Dodo's become extinct they can be replaced by the Katherine Zeta Jones's. The lightburn Zeta was produced in Australia from 1963 to 1965 so it was a resounding success - much like the Northern Territory itself.
Sleek, efficient, desireable and worth at least the price of a stubby of beer. This magnificent machine just screams success doesn't it?
The Katherine Zeta's could be filled with players from Welsh Rugby Union, all of whom are called Jones. They could even have a team song of Walking in the Air sung by Aled Jones
This endevour is a must for Rugby League.