Dear Greg Pierce,
I have heard of your interest in signing Brett Finch...please don't do it. Do you realise how much I hate the merkin? I've spent the last 3 years of my life bagging my Roosters supporter mate constantly over the continual selection of a non-performing Brett Finch. I laughed right in his face (about an inch from his face) when he said they'd win the 2003 grand final because they have quality halves.
I beg you Mr Pierce...leave your cheque book at home the next time you speak to him. You can't do this to me and my fellow Cronulla supporters. Even the thought of you making an offer to him disgusts me so much that I've been throwing up without a break since I heard the news. I can barely type because chunks of vomit are trapping the keys.
Stay away from Finch.
Yours Sincerely,
Angry, Sick and Confused