Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Dutchy]

:lol:

Ian why do you love goats so much?

 

[Rebel]

:lol:

Ian why do you love goats so much?

This. Why do so many threads talk about this guy loving goats! Personal joke there I assume?

 

[Misanthrope]

Nothing wrong with marriage of the mail order variety. Just make sure she's got all the right parts, knows how to cook and clean, is aware of the pre-nup, and that you treat her right.

Avoid Russians. They're likely to step out on you.

 

[Alba]

:| omg

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I now have 2 of my work colleagues who have said to me that I should go on holiday to Thailand and bring a bride back from there

Could be worse, you Mum could of said that. Jokingly or otherwise, it's kinda shattering...

 

[Dani]

Could be worse, you Mum could of said that. Jokingly or otherwise, it's kinda shattering...

My mum tells me she has more of a social life than what I do on a regular basis

 

[Dragon2010]

My mum does the same. She likes to rub it in to.

 

[BDR]

I live 800km away from my mum. We've never gotten on better.

 

[Cliffhanger]

My mum just constantly warns me that I'm going to hell.

 

[Misanthrope]

My Mum just tells me to use condoms.

 

[Drew-Sta]

My Mum just tells me to use condoms.

That's because she has shares in Ansell.

:sarcasm:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

My mum just constantly warns me that I'm going to hell.

What business have you in Redfern?

My Mum just tells me to use condoms.

I choose to read this as you intended it to be read.:sarcasm:

 

[butchmcdick]

What business have you in Redfern?



I choose to read this as you intended it to be read.:sarcasm:

Gold !!

 

[Misanthrope]

I knew it would read suspect as I typed it :lol:

I appreciate your discretion.

 

[Twizzle]

My mum just constantly warns me that I'm going to hell.

you could always tell her there is no such place

if there is I'll probably meet you there

 

[Misanthrope]

you could always tell her there is no such place

if there is I'll probably meet you there

Or that, by Catholic ideology, that's where all the cool people are.

 

[Dragon2010]

On the bright side, it will be warm at least.

 

[Knightmare]

you could always tell her there is no such place

if there is I'll probably meet you there

I beg to differ. Ever been to Ipswich on a Friday night?

 

[adamkungl]

Or that, by Catholic ideology, that's where all the cool people are.

Shit yes. Heaven looks booooooooooring

 

[Misanthrope]

Shit yes. Heaven looks booooooooooring

A bunch of sober virgins and a few mincing, boy hungry pedophiles? No thank you.