Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[BDR]

I know a good corpse disposal guy

 

[Misanthrope]

Time to man up and kill her.

I can't even bring myself to physically remove her from my apartment. How do you get a girl out of your home if even approaching her is greeted with accusations of abuse?

 

[Dani]

Pack her stuff and put it outside.

 

[adamkungl]

I can't even bring myself to physically remove her from my apartment. How do you get a girl out of your home if even approaching her is greeted with accusations of abuse?

wtf? Sounds like things have deteriorated...

 

[dogslife]

China is a mighty big country. Lots of places to go missing...

 

[HowHigh]

I can't even bring myself to physically remove her from my apartment. How do you get a girl out of your home if even approaching her is greeted with accusations of abuse?

Wait till she leaves the house then change the locks on her.

 

[Misanthrope]

wtf? Sounds like things have deteriorated...

Yes and no. She's moody.

 

[Frederick]

Aunt Flo come to visit?

 

[Misanthrope]

Aunt Flo come to visit?

Yes, incidentally. It apparently happens on a twice weekly basis though.

 

[Frederick]

Ah. Well, you know what they say...don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

 

[Rebel]

Yesterday I got my Mrs to.........

wait for it...........

Apologise!!

I must be some sort of a god.

 

[Misanthrope]

Video or it didn't happen.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Yesterday I got my Mrs to.........

wait for it...........

Apologise!!

I must be some sort of a god.

It's a trap.

 

[Rebel]

Oh, there is a video...... but not of 'that' particular act.

 

[Misanthrope]

Check your pants, Rebel. You've probably been neutered.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

FFS, she's a Canadian isn't she? Apologising is what they do.

 

[Misanthrope]

FFS, she's a Canadian isn't she? Apologising is what they do.

That and giving out donuts.

Pretty sure she's a Kiwi though.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Rebel is a sheep? My belief that hooves could not type has been challenged.

 

[Misanthrope]

I think she's the sheep in the relationship.

 

[Rebel]

We are both kiwis.