Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[IanG]

Let's not forget what happens with this sort of thing over the festive season. One lot's parents not being able to accept the fact that their kid is spending it with the inlaws

 

[adamkungl]

Go on....

 

[IanG]

Well I thought that bit was self explainitory.

 

[Dutchy]

It wasn't.

 

[IanG]

What's so hard to understand the situation where a mother gets all shitty about the fact that one of her kids has felt the need that they need to spend Christmas Day lunch with his inlaws.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I remember my grandmother one year getting the shits because the family was going to my nanna's place for Xmas. The fact that it was my nanna's first Xmas with the family and my grandmother was missing out on cracking 15 in a row didn't seem to matter.

 

[IanG]

I remember my grandmother one year getting the shits because the family was going to my nanna's place for Xmas. The fact that it was my nanna's first Xmas with the family and my grandmother was missing out on cracking 15 in a row didn't seem to matter.

Yeah that's what I'm on about.

 

[Dani]

Baker is still very message happy. And has also bought me a Christmas present. I am concerned.

 

[gUt]

For my recent birthday my missus bought a sexy maid outfit, sat me down in front of the Test match, fed me seafood (oysters, prawns etc) and cold beer and allowed me to have my way with her whenever and however I wanted.

She has proposed that we repeat the experience for New Year's Eve. She didn't even ask me what MY desires are for the night! What if I wanted to go to a party? What if I wanted to go out pubbing and clubbing? She just assumes she knows me and assumes she knows what I want.

There must be a way out of this nightmare.

 

[IanG]

That's what happens when people make assumptions, but I wouln't be complaining about the rest.
For NYE take her out though. Women don't need an incentive to get girled up for a par-tay

 

[Hallatia]

we've all had a gutfull of your gloating, gUt

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Baker is still very message happy. And has also bought me a Christmas present. I am concerned.

Free presents. Awesome!

 

[gUt]

we've all had a gutfull of your gloating, gUt

I am reaching out for support, I am on edge here.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Might I recommend a towel rail?

 

[Hallatia]

I am reaching out for support, I am on edge here.

if you're unhappy with her, give her to one of us. I don't even swing that way but would be happy to take her (based on what you've said).

 

[gUt]

Anyway how can you say you're sick of me? I post one of these every couple of months.

 

[Hallatia]

not sick of you, we love you. Just have had gutful of your complaints about a love life which is clearly better than most of ours

 

[butchmcdick]

For my recent birthday my missus bought a sexy maid outfit, sat me down in front of the Test match, fed me seafood (oysters, prawns etc) and cold beer and allowed me to have my way with her whenever and however I wanted.

She has proposed that we repeat the experience for New Year's Eve. She didn't even ask me what MY desires are for the night! What if I wanted to go to a party? What if I wanted to go out pubbing and clubbing? She just assumes she knows me and assumes she knows what I want.

There must be a way out of this nightmare.

Three words

I AM GAY

 

[Firey_Dragon]

Girlfriend said I should cook dinner as well.

Dumping offence IMO.

I'd never trust my missus with a frying pan. She can make a salad, that's about it.

Damn good at cleaning up the mess I make every evening though :lol:

 

[Monk]

gUT is worth some quality laughs