Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[butchmcdick]

Yep, psycho chicks only end bad..... Or in my case stabbed in the head with a set of keys pissing blood everywhere, having an iron thrown at you, having knives thrown at you or having your handbrake pulled in the middle of a double lane main road doin 60kmh.
Stay the f**k away from these evil beings.

It has been my experience though that the particularly nutty chicks are pretty damn spectacular between the sheets though

 

[Dani]

Britches be cray.

 

[butchmcdick]

Amen Sheldon, amen

 

[Joker's Wild]

It has been my experience though that the particularly nutty chicks are pretty damn spectacular between the sheets though

Myth

Desperate chicks are the spectacular ones. Crazy ones are usually too selfish to do much more than impersonate a starfish

 

[Cliffhanger]

Crazy chicks will try and stay in your life too.

 

[Twizzle]

Crazy chicks will try and stay in your life too.

its interesting that you know this

 

[Dani]

Myth

Desperate chicks are the spectacular ones. Crazy ones are usually too selfish to do much more than impersonate a starfish

Biggest compliment a girl can get. Being told you're not a starfish...

 

[Twizzle]

what about guys ?

 

[IanG]

Have times where I wish I could just piss off somewhere and never come back. Finding a lady interstate or overseas would be the only incentive I'd need

 

[WOTBEH]

she broke my heart.

I asked her bestie what kind of flowers she likes and I suprised her getting them home delivered, then later she gets mad that I spoke with her bestie..

why

I feel like dying

 

[IanG]

Dunno who women's brains work. You could write a phD on the subject and not even scratch the tip of the iceberg

 

[Dani]

I wish someone sent me flowers. Happened once. Ever.

 

[Hallatia]

I wanted to send you flowers, but I didn't have an address

 

[Hallatia]

according to my dad, a good friend of mine implied to him that I cry myself to sleep for a dumb reason. Should I bash her?

 

[Non Terminator]

I don't get why more male partners don't buy flowers.
It can cost $10 for a small bunch and wow, my wife is incredibly touched by the gesture.
Means the world. Don't know why, but it's a working formula!

 

[Raider_69]

i used to do the flowers thing frequently
then i stopped for a while (no malice, just didnt do it for a year or so) and when the next time i bought them randomly i was asked "what did you do wrong?"

so i stopped buying them unless i did something wrong :lol:

 

[Fire]

 

[Twizzle]

flowers schmowers

 

[BDR]

according to my dad, a good friend of mine implied to him that I cry myself to sleep for a dumb reason. Should I bash her?

Hells yeah kill that ho

 

[Hallatia]

she was offended because my dad got her excited about a suitor for her sister (who is a bit lost) and failed to tell her that that suitor had been married and had a child (that he failed to tell her that before she got excited, he told her when she asked). But why take that out on me? I wasn't involved and I've been nothing but a good friend to her. I think I should kill her, she says some crap without thinking and it's not cool. I know she loves me, but she needs to not make offensive comments about me to others. My dad actually asked me if I had cried myself to sleep over that nonsense reason she spurted. I actually defended her when my dad asked after saying of course not and said she was exaggerating