Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[God-King Dean]

I love you.

 

[Alba]

I love you too <3

 

[adamkungl]

Are we talking about the actress, or the hot one?

you are so in brah

 

[Joker's Wild]

GKD, the smoooooooooth criminal

 

[Timmah]

Sheldon Cooper says it best.

Got your back Jack, bitches be crazy.

 

[madunit]

GKD is trying to use madunit charm.

you merkin, that shit is irresistable to the ladies!

 

[Alba]

You were my first husband unit.. *memories* lol

 

[God-King Dean]

I thought 69 was?

 

[Alba]

Nope.. 69er was my lover and possibly my 2nd husband.

 

[Twizzle]

floosie

 

[gUt]

Could Alba be a straight man trapped in a womern's body?

 

[gUt]

Speaking of womerns, have a look at this. This is what the great Unknown Hinson has to say about relationships:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IL_pbFbYK0

 

[Alba]

Could Alba be a straight man trapped in a womern's body?

neh, I'm more likely a gay man trapped in a woman's body!

 

[madunit]

You were my first husband unit.. *memories* lol

the first, the original, the best.

 

[madunit]

Some chick in the office just said she made her boyfriend sleep on the lounge because he refused to take her to watch the latest Twilight movie.

I called her a dopey bitch.

She's got the shits now and started getting pissed at me. While she was talking, I put my mp3 player and put the earphones in my ears while looking at her.

Boy she is pissed off now, and yet all I can hear is heavy metal.

Yay me!

 

[adamkungl]

Some chick in the office just said she made her boyfriend sleep on the lounge because he refused to take her to watch the latest Twilight movie.

I called her a dopey bitch.

She's got the shits now and started getting pissed at me. While she was talking, I put my mp3 player and put the earphones in my ears while looking at her.

Boy she is pissed off now, and yet all I can hear is heavy metal.

Yay me!

:lol: best.

 

[Alba]

Some chick in the office just said she made her boyfriend sleep on the lounge because he refused to take her to watch the latest Twilight movie.

I called her a dopey bitch.

She's got the shits now and started getting pissed at me. While she was talking, I put my mp3 player and put the earphones in my ears while looking at her.

Boy she is pissed off now, and yet all I can hear is heavy metal.

Yay me!

what a fkn sooky b*tch. Twilight is NOT a movie for men. Or adults for that matter. Or actually, anyone. TWILIGHT SUCKS! Although, someone that would do that probably doesn't have any friends.

 

[Cliffhanger]

What is with this obsession with Twilight! I've just seen the adds for it and they make me sick.

Also bitches be crazy.

One of my mates was telling me his ex considered him masturbating cheating!

 

[Alba]

Lol, I would rather they masturbate than go out with blue balls. MUCH more chance of cheating.

 

[perverse]

LOL masturbating as cheating... f**k... the mind boggles.