Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Shorty]

Yes lol with girls it's a time investment!

 

[madunit]

Food is more important.

Only a moron would suggest otherwise.

As to which is more enjoyable, then sex obviously.

Unless you're Didgi or Moffo, then watching Deal or no Deal is more entertaining.

 

[Mr_Raditch]

Sex is better than food imo.

Yes & no IMO. Ive had some big nights on the cans, picked up a random for a one nighter then woken up the next morning or tried to sneak out after I sobered up a bit & thought to myself "Jesus, I shoud of just grabbed a kebab & gone home". Then there are other times when its epic & not even the finest piece of Black Forest Cake served with a side of vanilla ice cream could tempt me away.

 

[adamkungl]

Food then sex, then more food = living the dream

 

[dogslife]

the constanza.

You incorporate tv into that equation, you've got yourself what's known as the trifecta

 

[StormChaser]

Food then sex, then more food = living the dream

This man knows.

 

[1 Eyed TEZZA]

8 pages and no one wants advice.

 

[dogslife]

We're already experts

 

[God-King Dean]

Alright, I have a question/suggestions:

Where's the closest place to Canterbury Road to bury something?

 

[madunit]

What size hole beeds to be dug

 

[1 Eyed TEZZA]

Would a drum of lime be of any use to anyone? I have one, only used once. Bitch.

 

[madunit]

If someone demands a drum of lime, thats a sign yelling at you, "RUN! RUN FOR YOUR f**kING LIFE! GO! NOW! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

 

[adamkungl]

tonight, I'm hoping a combination of suiting up, alcohol, luck, and my own awesomeness finally gets me somewhere

 

[gUt]

Got home last night to a scene of a couple of police cars, lights a-flashing, at the top of the cul-de-sac. There was also a young woman with a frightened looking baby (about 18 months I'd say) on her hip. My wife told me that on the way out to pick me up she'd heard them screaming at each other;

her to him - GET THE f**k OUT!! GET THE f**k OUT NOW YOU BASTARD!!
him to her - [unintelligible screaming etc from deeper in the house]

Evidently she fled the love nest and called the police from outside. Surreptitiously, I inspected my newly planted magnolia bushes that are copping a frightful hiding from the late spring sunshine along my front fence, in order to try and eavesdrop.

This being the relationships thread, my question is this. Do you think I simply need to keep the water up to the magnolias or is it just that they're copping too much sun? The Port-Wines are doing better than the Cocos, so maybe I should just rip the Cocos out and replace them with more Port-Wines?

 

[madunit]

you should just whack in bottlebrushes, with different coloured flowers, water them in and the let them go.

Practically self maintaining plants that will need to be pruned on a regular basis and at odd times, such as last night.

 

[Cliffhanger]

You should be a man and take up a different hobby

 

[gUt]

hmm nice call, I don't have a lot of width to work with but you can get dwarf varieties.

 

[gUt]

You should be a man and take up a different hobby

Such as threatening and screaming at the missus until she calls the cops?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

You should be a man and take up a different hobby

My hobby is pissing on magnolia bushes.

 

[Cliffhanger]

A_G knows.