Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[adamkungl]

Probs a trap...the last girl I had a thing for, who wasnt interested in me, would message me shit like 'wah my legs are sore, come give me a leg massage '

 

[WYD]

He puts smiley faces at the end of the texts he sends me and it's confusing! STUPID SMILEY FACES! UGH!

Bitches love smiley faces

That's a clear sign that he likes you.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Men should not put smiley faces on anything, I find his behaviour appalling

I agree with you. He's such a dork sometimes, but because I like him, I find his dorkiness cute, but the smiley faces are plain stupid.

One of my friends says "bitches love smiley faces," I told him that if he ever plans on losing his virginity he should stop referring to women as "bitches." I give good advice.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Probs a trap...the last girl I had a thing for, who wasnt interested in me, would message me shit like 'wah my legs are sore, come give me a leg massage '

Lol, it's not like that, it's like "sweet, will talk to you then ." I think our friendship is doomed to permanent platonicness.

 

[Springs]

Well I never put smiley faces on texts to girls I don't like..

What I don't like is girls seemingly being interested in you and talking/texting every day then suddenly not replying.

 

[WYD]

One of my friends says "bitches love smiley faces," I told him that if he ever plans on losing his virginity he should stop referring to women as "bitches." I give good advice.

:lol:

Yeah because girls have never turned up to a pimps and hos themed party.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Personally I find being texted everyday annoying. I also hate it when people break the natural response chain.

 

[Knightmare]

Well I never put smiley faces on texts to girls I don't like..

What I don't like is girls seemingly being interested in you and talking/texting every day then suddenly not replying.

Better get used to it. Women are hot and cold at the best of times, a complete headf**k at the worst...

 

[joshie]

Well I never put smiley faces on texts to girls I don't like..

What I don't like is girls seemingly being interested in you and talking/texting every day then suddenly not replying.

Last year I liked a girl and she knew about it, and she let me kiss her even, then told me the next day she had no interest.

 

[adamkungl]

lolz.

 

[Hallatia]

sometimes it's fun to make out with guys just to get some practice

 

[Big Pete]

 

[joshie]

sometimes it's fun to make out with guys just to get some practice

it is probably more to do with this.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Guys deserve it, they go out and play the "all you girls are messing with my head card," as if they're not all a bunch of merkins who deserve that kind of treatment.

Guys deserve whatever they get, unless it's mean, I'm too good for all of them.

 

[Dragon2010]

There's only a few girls I send Smiley Faces in SMS'es to. One is a friend that's a girl and only because she uses them I use them back because she said "Use them back". Which confused the heck out of me.

And my cousins and only because I'm close with them and use it for jokes and stuff but not in a friend term something like "Oh good to hear your feeling better " . Been doing it for ages with them and we all know it's a joke we usually spam the emoticons and stuff anyway try make a story out of them. It's a laugh.

 

[Raider_69]

i always text with smilie faces

just the other day i used the on call phone at work to text my missus whilst she was in the shower and said "i can see you "... freaked her right out!

or sometimes i like to text her before we're about to go to be "im going to kill you whilst you sleep, sweet dreams my pretty "

 

[IanG]

Recently had a girl I went to school with reconnect with me. One of the few people who didn't hang shit on me. Do wonder what's doing there

 

[Karl]

Last year I liked a girl and she knew about it, and she let me kiss her even, then told me the next day she had no interest.

I get an image of this girl with a deadpan face and you smooching all over her while she passively "lets" you. It's creepy.

 

[adamkungl]

Recently had a girl I went to school with reconnect with me. One of the few people who didn't hang shit on me. Do wonder what's doing there

you got this brah

 

[joshie]

I get an image of this girl with a deadpan face and you smooching all over her while she passively "lets" you. It's creepy.

Pretty sure this isn't how it went down, but I guess you need to fap over something right Karl?