Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[WYD]

I think its a racism thing.

Yeah, there's an apartheid within the feltching community between those in favor of straws and those that are not.

 

[Dani]

Vomit.

 

[WYD]

C'mon who actually responds by saying what's "----" in today's google age?

That was a soft pitch begging to be hit for a home run.

 

[TooheysNew]

You aren't funny. Never have been.

 

[WYD]

You aren't funny. Never have been.

I think that has something to do with racism.

 

[TooheysNew]

Or you're just trying too hard.

 

[WYD]

You just don't appreciate the subtle genius of my comedic musings, it's a refined taste.

I'm on another level.

 

[Mr Fourex]

He knows I never answer my calls, hence the texting, but still f**king weird excuse to use, this is like the third time in a row we were supposed to climb and he's blown me off, why say yes in the first place if you're just going to bail?

That's the last time he gets an invite to anything.

Take the hint

........he doesn't like you

You're making it very

awkward.

Plenty of fish in the sea..........etc etc

 

[Cliffhanger]

He wasn't lying about the his parents anniversary, it's their 25th and they're having a thing. He asked me for present tips when I saw him at the gym.

Tbh, if he didn't like me at all he wouldn't say yes in the first place and he certainly wouldn't hug me to say "hi". I think he does like me, he's just an idiot.

 

[dogslife]

Maybe you're just an intimidating unit, with your fancy words, and your abs of steel, and your big Ronnie Coleman arms

 

[Twizzle]

or maybe he's gay

he uses smiles in txt messages ffs

 

[Cliffhanger]

He's not gay just a dork, when I told him I ungetarianised he acted sad about and went on for ten minutes about how I want to kill a poor little lamb, he was like "how can you do that a Bahbah, he's just a poor little lamb and you want to kill him." It actually made me feel bad, even though he eats meat.

 

[Frederick]

He's not gay just a dork, when I told him I ungetarianised he acted sad about and went on for ten minutes about how I want to kill a poor little lamb, he was like "how can you do that a Bahbah, he's just a poor little lamb and you want to kill him." It actually made me feel bad, even though he eats meat.

Don't they teach english in schools anymore?

 

[Cliffhanger]

I made up the word 'unvegetarianised' and can spell it however I want and I'm older than you, have some respect.

 

[Twizzle]

He's not gay just a dork, when I told him I ungetarianised he acted sad about and went on for ten minutes about how I want to kill a poor little lamb, he was like "how can you do that a Bahbah, he's just a poor little lamb and you want to kill him." It actually made me feel bad, even though he eats meat.

fmd, how is he not gay ?

 

[Frederick]

I made up the word 'unvegetarianised' and can spell it however I want and I'm older than you, have some respect.

You're a butch woman - no-one will ever respect you.

 

[Cliffhanger]

A, You don't know what I look like, I am toned, I'm not butch.
B, Decent people respect all their fellow humans.
C, Respect and fear are close enough

 

[Knightmare]

fmd, how is he not gay ?

I don't reckon he's gay.







The men he f**ks probably are though...

 

[abpanther]

fmd, how is he not gay ?

+1

 

[dogslife]

He's not gay just a dork, when I told him I ungetarianised he acted sad about and went on for ten minutes about how I want to kill a poor little lamb, he was like "how can you do that a Bahbah, he's just a poor little lamb and you want to kill him." It actually made me feel bad, even though he eats meat.

Wow, just wow. The boy is obviously confused, tell him it's the 21st century, and it's ok to be gay