Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Jobdog]

Ian's the Messiah. The ladies are scared of a bloke with such a standing in society.

 

[IanG]

Mate I wish!

 

[adamkungl]

teach me Ian

 

[Twizzle]

its not something that can be taught

 

[God-King Dean]

It's instinct.

 

[God-King Dean]

that's some serious philosophising you have done on the matter there, Dean

I should write a book.

 

[Hallatia]

you really should, I recommend calling it Emile

 

[Cliffhanger]

So have this flirty thing going with another dude now, he's a nice guy but pretty simple so I won't develop any real feelings for him and this can't get hurt. Win!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Many people confuse flirting with pity.

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

Wunce i was out on a d8 wif this hawt arse chik end she gave me a gob ryte under da macdonalds table!!!!11!!1one!!1

 

[dogslife]

Randy Marsh?

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

i have big balls lyk randy marsh!

 

[Cliffhanger]

Oh no, kill it, kill it.

 

[adamkungl]

FFB is ruweened.

 

[dogslife]

It's an english teacher's worst nightmare

 

[dogslife]

FFB is ruweened.

Can't have pie without cool hwhip

 

[adamkungl]

Say cool...now say whip...

 

[Jhon_Morris_4Oragen]

luls hwhy are you guiz talkin so hweird?

 

[dogslife]

luls hwhy are you guiz talkin so hweird?

Oh come on that one doesn't even have an H in it!

 

[adamkungl]

It's legit bro...

Hot Rod: "hwy am i saying hwat hweird?"