Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[adamkungl]

Big things come in small packages :lol:

 

[dogslife]

I once worked with a bloke who had a thai bride. The way he described his home life, as a 16 year old, suffice to say I was quite envious

 

[IanG]

Not the one that Tony Greig spotted?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

:lol:

 

[IanG]

 

[gUt]

Last night my missus cooked my dinner, then afterwards gave my shoulders and neck a massage because I've cricked my neck, then we had a Special Cuddle on the lounge room floor (all her ideas).

BUT later she refilled her wine but DID NOT THINK TO BRING ME A NEW BEER.

Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer?

 

[adamkungl]

:lol: watabish

 

[Joker's Wild]

and its cheaper if you get 2

That way you can sit one on the others shoulders, throw over a long coat and you have a normal sized woman when you need one

Its all win

 

[IanG]

Nah one is enough

 

[McLovin]

IanG want to know ur opinion on going balls deep straight away bro

 

[Karl]

By flirting do you mean you occasionally let him graze your pouch?

What does this even mean?

 

[Jobdog]

:lol: Another IanG special.

 

[IanG]

IanG want to know ur opinion on going balls deep straight away bro

What ar you talkin' about grease stains?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Slowly but surely, I'm getting somewhere with this girl I have a thing for. Going good at the moment.

 

[adamkungl]

Slowly but surely, I'm getting somewhere with this girl I have a thing for. Going good at the moment.

Teach me

 

[Dani]

Totes crushing on the baker at my local Bakers Delight. Gotta stop buying bread just to look at him.

 

[IanG]

Don't know if this has ben brought up but the idea of relationships with somebody who supports another team? To be honest I'd prefer a fellow Knights supporter

 

[Dani]

My ex supported the Roosters. No wonder we broke up.

 

[IanG]

So it's a red flag then Dani?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Teach me

It was very difficult, but I had to stop being a dickhead for long periods of time when she is around. She is deciding if she wants to go ahead, since she knows a few things about me (I'm planning on returning to Sydney if I don't get a better job here soon, I'm not big into surfing, I'm still a fat guy, etc). I'm hoping yes, but we'll see I suppose.