Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[Dani]

I'll pretty much watch any sport. Except tennis. I must be some sort of super lesbian.

 

[StormChaser]

Even if the hottest, richest, bestest at Cunnilingus, man on earth, was a St Merge supporter, I still would not go there. Would have to kill myself afterwards.

 

[adamkungl]

Even if the hottest, richest, bestest at Cunnilingus, man on earth, was a St Merge supporter, I still would not go there. Would have to kill myself afterwards.

Computer says no

 

[StormChaser]

Just sayin' if I had a moment of weakness, or temporary insanity...........:sarcasm: yeah, nah wouldn't happen. I'd be tainted for life.

 

[adamkungl]

Lucky im not a St Germ fan then anyway.

 

[Dani]

You'd just about have to set fire to it, Stormy.

 

[StormChaser]

You'd just about have to set fire to it, Stormy.

:lol: I'd need a new one that's fo sho!

 

[Joker's Wild]

Even if the hottest, richest, bestest at Cunnilingus, man on earth, was a St Merge supporter, I still would not go there. Would have to kill myself afterwards.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Red V fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

 

[IanG]

Last one I would've had to teach about league so I would've moulded her into a Knights supporter. Mind you I would've had to educate her to refer to it as Rugby League and not Rugby.

 

[Johns Magic]

Last one I would've had to teach about league so I would've moulded her into a Knights supporter. Mind you I would've had to educate her to refer to it as Rugby League and not Rugby.

Was she a foreign lass?

 

[IanG]

Was she a foreign lass?

No just a southern stater

 

[Earl]

I wouldnt date a lesbian tbh

Definately not. Always far too hard to please sexually. No matter how many you hit on, always seem to have too much penis.

Weird though, i don't seem to have enough for straight chicks :?

 

[Cliffhanger]

So you guys were right about that guy, found out today that he was bi. To be honest it made me feel better, means there was nothing wrong with me

 

[Hallatia]

I don't see how that means there was nothing wrong with you .... I know you, and I am fairly certain that there is not nothing wrong with you

 

[dogslife]

I am wise I will admit

 

[Cliffhanger]

I mean it in the sense that it doesn't mean I'm not hot enough or awesome enough etc, he just likes dudes and unattractive chicks.

 

[dogslife]

I invented it's not you, it's me

 

[Cliffhanger]

I prefer to go with, it's totally you, you're a douchebag and every time you talk I throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[IanG]

Could be worse. You could keep getting consigned to the dreaded Friend Bin

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Could be worse. You could keep getting consigned to the dreaded Friend Bin

God I hate the friend bin, I have seemed to be the King of that place. Looking forward to getting out of that shithole!