Ask LU - The relationship advice thread

[IanG]

God I hate the friend bin, I have seemed to be the King of that place. Looking forward to getting out of that shithole!

You and me both.

 

[Dani]

I'm queen of the friend bin. I'm too much like a guy.

 

[IanG]

I'm queen of the friend bin. I'm too much like a guy.

And I thought it was only women who put men in the Friend Bin

 

[WYD]

I mean it in the sense that it doesn't mean I'm not hot enough or awesome enough etc, he just likes dudes and unattractive chicks.

Text him a pic of your strapon and you'll be in, literary.

 

[adamkungl]

God I hate the friend bin, I have seemed to be the King of that place. Looking forward to getting out of that shithole!

I've now escaped the friend zone twice...

 

[Cliffhanger]

Text him a pic of your strapon and you'll be in, literary.

I don't have a strap on and I have no interest in getting with a guy who f**ks dudes.

 

[Dani]

And I thought it was only women who put men in the Friend Bin

Oh no. All my life i get put there. I'm that chick that would rather watch the footy than a movie, would rather listen to metal than top 40, i'm one of the guys.

My guy friends always get shocked when i wear a skirt. I think it's weird cos i wear a lot of make up, i paint my nails, i have more shoes and handbags than most people you meet.

I'm always the mate. Nothing more.

 

[IanG]

You like cricket too? Wish there were more like you!

 

[Dani]

Before i moved to Sydney i went to 5 Boxing day tests in a row.

I also watch NFL, baseball, football...

 

[IanG]

Before i moved to Sydney i went to 5 Boxing day tests in a row.

I also watch NFL, baseball, football...

 

[Dani]

Don't think so...

 

[Didgi]

If I was stupid enough to think wimmin are interested in me I'd probably surmise I'm friendzoning quite a few.

forev alone.jpg

 

[alien]

Women are a cruel bunch.

they're all bitches!

besides, they shouldnt be at the football. they should be in the kitchen, cleaning and cooking, AND KEEPING THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!!!

 

[Eelectrica]

Escaped friend zone, only to plant myself right back in. I wonder if setting my FB status to Single had something to do with it. :-k
Meh, who can say.

 

[IanG]

I try to avoid the Friend Zone at all costs. Hence why I can't go down the Friends First path. If she can't cop that then we go nowhere.

 

[StormChaser]

Oh no. All my life i get put there. I'm that chick that would rather watch the footy than a movie, would rather listen to metal than top 40, i'm one of the guys.

My guy friends always get shocked when i wear a skirt. I think it's weird cos i wear a lot of make up, i paint my nails, i have more shoes and handbags than most people you meet.

I'm always the mate. Nothing more.

This! Except the metal bit, and also some want to be my friend but with benefits.

 

[dogslife]

Consider this my formal application

 

[Cliffhanger]

I rarely get put in the friendzone, and I am so far off a girly girl, I refuse to wear any make up, I've never been to hair dresser or beautician, I can do more pushups, dips and pull ups than most guys can, I swear too much. The only shoes I own are my climbing shoes and my runners (I borrow dress shoes if I need them.)

I do wear perfume and moisturise though.

I'm just naturally flirty and give subtle hints that I'm easy.

 

[Twizzle]

I like easy chix

 

[dogslife]

I've never been to hair dresser or beautician

What do you go to the vet when you need a haircut?