BE WARNED. The North Tom Ugly Nomads Army is approaching

[dannyboy]

I'm a bit hurt being dumped in the same bucket as Timma.
I wasn't so much biting as bantering. I get a good laugh outta Quigsy, and take no insult from the back and forth.
But whilst we are on fishing...

Coop! Coop! Are you still in there Coop?

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Brownies hands are all withered and gnarled.

 

[drake]

Brownies hands are all withered and gnarled.

Look at old mates' face... they must be painful as well.

 

[Quigs]

Crikey what the f**k is going on on the good ship "keyboard Hero". I got that name somewhere.... it has stuck.

Yeah I go ashore for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose.

At least me farkin' cat came back.

Good puss Timmmaaa.

Now give me some room it's time for some real fishin'

Try this one again. I think we have a bit of a fast flow through tide.

Should get rid of a lot of the surface sh!t ......... Timmaaaaa, Timmmaaaa get back in the farkin boat.

Did we keep the Drake or did someone through him back. He was worth a quid on last nights market price.

okay you guys ready.. we will go for trace #6

It's a very simple trace, but we need some good fresh bait fish to land a sweet lip.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Quigs]

Hey didn't I tell youse the # 3 will always get you a drake.

How long did it take.

Stuff Rexy the big Hunt. Stick with me and its fillets of flounder for everyone.

Now be vewwy vewwy qwuiet. Shhhhhooossssshhhh Timmaaahhh

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[drake]

Hey didn't I tell youse the # 3 will always get you a drake.

How long did it take.

Stuff Rexy the big Hunt. Stick with me and its fillets of flounder for everyone.




Now be vewwy vewwy qwuiet. Shhhhhooossssshhhh Timmaaahhh

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

f**k you're a funny old bastard Quigs.
Old Skull used to live in the same neighbourhood as me when I was a kid, so I got to see the idiot trouncing around wearing that ridiculous get up, doing his Nazi salute. It's always pissed me off that he's well known to be a St George supporter, but there's arseholes and angels and everything inbetween in every crowd.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

what are the service ribbons on skulls shirt for?

 

[Quigs]

Okay punters ... Its a poll,

Do we throw Drake in the bucket or throw him in the briney.

Or do we go upstairs to that farkin' old fisheries inspector the Preach for a decision. Silly old prick has trouble pickin' his nose let alone picking a winner.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[drake]

what are the service ribbons on skulls shirt for?

50+ years of f**kwittery in service to a dead and pathetic ideal.

 

[Quigs]

Service to the community of Hurst-a-ville Gunna, nothing in particular.

He got them before the lobotomy. The first thing he sang out after they cut away 3/4 of his brain was

"Oh when the Saints go marching in, oh when the saints go marchin in."

He has been wiff em ever since.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Quigs]

It's quiet. Maybe as the moon rises .... we might jag anothery or two.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[The Dodger]

Okay punters ... Its a poll,

Do we throw Drake in the bucket or throw him in the briney.

Or do we go upstairs to that farkin' old fisheries inspector the Preach for a decision. Silly old prick has trouble pickin' his nose let alone picking a winner.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

i reckon we mulch him up and use him for burly.
he seems to attract a crowd everytime he swims through.

 

[Qld Shark]

Okay punters ... Its a poll,

Do we throw Drake in the bucket or throw him in the briney.

Or do we go upstairs to that farkin' old fisheries inspector the Preach for a decision. Silly old prick has trouble pickin' his nose let alone picking a winner.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

I would say Drake is a keeper definate quality there
But timmma you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting
Quigs would timma the pussy be a catfish or a suckerfish?

Keep your eyes on the float

 

[gregstar]

what are bird & money dill doing to eachother?

rubbing groins?


btw quiggles - yes 30 years.

but i've actually cheered my team to a title. twice.

lock up that amco thingy mate. protect it!

LOL!

 

[Quigs]

I know old salts reckon its bad luck to have a cat onboard. But me I like to see pussy on charters.

Remember what happens on charters stays on charters.

Executive decision ... we definately keep the pussy ... no correspondence entered into there. Drake well - crikey I am sick to death of hurling him back. He goes back upstream, gathers some strength but as soon as we lower the #3 he's back bigger-er and stupid-er then ever. I guess it has to do with the breeding.

I heard drakes make good fishcakes.

Anyhow we might just leave the drake call to the Preach.

Anyhow its a good moon tonight - should be promising. If I doze off just give me an elbow.

Only two days to go before we have to return to terra furma. (check spellun)

Ive changed the kitty litter so the cat shouldn't be sh!tting everyone tonight.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[juanfarkall1967]

Quigley,

The fishing analogies got boring about 75 posts ago. Can we move on??

 

[Quigs]

f**k......f**k......... f**k.........

I doze off for 25 seconds and we get hit by a sweet lip.

The #7 worked a treat...

Can any of youse spot the resemblence......... its our first declared sweetlip of the charter.......

The Ginger Beers are on me.....

A bloody sweet lip - I'll be farked.......

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[juanfarkall1967]

 

[coolumsharkie]

Thats nice.

 

[The Dodger]

juanafish?