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Benny

Hellsy

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I'm a Benny correspondant now?! Yay!
He said a few weeks but he would have to have scans and sh*t so don't take 2 weeks as gospel!
 

TheRam

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Yeah but those women were wanting to slap my arse (and get some in return).



I think Ben's initial slap gave you blurred vision and knocked you senseless Homo Jizz. Those women that you speak of were the hairiest, roughest and toughest girly-men in frocks one could ever see.

Oh and just in case if you are wondering, there is more to the pain in your arse then just some playful slaps and a little tickle. ;-) :lol:
 
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I think Ben's initial slap gave you blurred vision and knocked you senseless Homo Jizz. Those women that you speak of were the hairiest, roughest and toughest girly-men in frocks one could ever see.

Actually, they were stunners. The only roughie in the line was yourself, as you patiently waited for the opportunity to get what you've always desired - the chance to touch my heavenly figure.

Oh and just in case if you are wondering, there is more to the pain in your arse then just some playful slaps and a little tickle. ;-) :lol:
You've got this wrong, too. I don't have a pain in my arse - I am a pain in the arse.

It's ok, though, Rammy (telling name, btw). You can keep trying, mate. The more often you try, the more often your obsession is illuminated.
 

TheRam

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Actually, they were stunners. The only roughie in the line was yourself, as you patiently waited for the opportunity to get what you've always desired - the chance to touch my heavenly figure.

You've got this wrong, too. I don't have a pain in my arse - I am a pain in the arse.

It's ok, though, Rammy (telling name, btw). You can keep trying, mate. The more often you try, the more often your obsession is illuminated.


No Homo Jizz, YOU got that wrong. That is the cover story that that ape of a queen spun to you knowing to well that your loins were liquid putty in his hands if he were to tell you, he was me. After all it's common knowledge that you've been yerning for my Apollo esq. bod for a while now.

Talk about transparency, but sorry Jizz I'm not that type of boy.

However about the only thing I think I have ever read that you have ever gotten right though is that, yes you are a pain in the arse.
 

strider

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something else interesting with ben smith this year .... so far he has somehow managed to injure several opposition players in tackles - completely unintentionally, but he seems to fall on player's legs in making tackles and his body weight has done some damage:

Fein - broken ankle
Hoffman - buggered knee
He also landed on josh morris' knee in the recent stg game and he was limping around for a while

I wonder if there have been others? :-k
 

EELICIT

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Watmough's ankle as well ! He seems to injure a player just about every game. I think he did the damage on hoffman as well ! Theres something about his tackling style that drags the players back over there legs and almost always gets there knees and ankles entangled
 
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Don't forget the tackle against the tigers players last year in round 24 ( I think) to the winger who's name slips my mind. Good mates / former flatmate of Moi Moi.
 
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Gave away 2 penalties and a dropped ball in the first 18 minutes.

His ill-discipline does annoy me, and he does drop a bit of ball.

To be fair on Friday night, he made up for the knock-on by sheer intimidation going in for a tackle, where the Melbourne player slipped and knocked-on due to what looked like fear and uncertainty of the oncoming Benny.

Think we scored not long after.

Also confirmed on the news last night that he is in for some scans.
 

strider

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i wouldn't crucify him over that knock on near the start - it was an utterly sh*t pass that wasn't even supposed to go to him
 

PJ Marshal

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Gave away 2 penalties and a dropped ball in the first 18 minutes.
I wouldn't go that far.




Completely agree. Cayless was superb.

Suity

Haha he is always odds on to give the first penalty away in a game , infact he is probably the most penalised player in our team.
 

84 Baby

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something else interesting with ben smith this year .... so far he has somehow managed to injure several opposition players in tackles - completely unintentionally, but he seems to fall on player's legs in making tackles and his body weight has done some damage:

Fein - broken ankle
Hoffman - buggered knee
He also landed on josh morris' knee in the recent stg game and he was limping around for a while

I wonder if there have been others? :-k
Check the Tigers forum. Some of them think he intentionally ruined Tuiaki's career
 

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