Best chants heard at a football game??

[Moffo]

I know there has been some corkers in the past but I have a bad memory :lol:

Most recent one I can remember was when I was in the centenary stand at West Ham when they were playing Brighton. Being known as the 'queer team' and all, the hammer supporters started chanting at Brighton fans

"Does your boyfriend know your here, does your boyfriend know your here"

:lol: I liked it :lol:

Any better ones? I'm assuming there are!

 

[nibbs]

it the kingz game, when they were cool, block 5 would chant to the aussie teams

'the dingo ate your baby...na na na na'

'you can stick gold medals up your arse, you can stick you gold medals, you can stick gold medals, you can stick your gold medals up your arse'

awesome imo

 

[Dean Moriarty]

Get giro, down the pub,
Get f**king plastered
Go back home, beat the wife,
You're a northern bastard

 

[Moffo]

Get giro, down the pub,
Get f**king plastered
Go back home, beat the wife,
You're a northern bastard

:lol: A fair description of many of them :lol:

Although down south there are some scary mofo's at the fooy as well

 

[Raider Ultra]

The Brighton song has been doing the round for years. Probably the best song I've heard live at the ground is when Palace fans started to sing "SUrrey, we'll see you back home in Surrey" to the Man U fans, although "Sh*t ground no fans" brought a chuckle as well.

 

[Follow Me Up To Carlton]

Two or three seasons ago Chelsea drew Maccabi Tel Aviv in the UEFA cup. A few of their players where concerned for their safety and the club gave them the option of not going which 6 of their stars players promptly took up.

In their next match they faced Leeds at Elland Road.

Early in the first half Leeds fans began to sing to the tune of Chelsea's "One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow", “Six men would not go, would not go to Israel"

And then "Five men and a nice person would not go, would not go to Israel"

And finally "Five men and LeSaux, would not go to Israel"

 

[woodgers]

I have a few favourites as well. One of the Arsenal's favourite songs is:

Viera whoa whoa
Viera whoa whoa
He comes from Senegal
He plays for Arsenal

however I heard Tottenham fans singing

Viera whoa whoa
Viera whoa whoa
He comes from Senegal
His mum's a canibal.

That made me laugh. Also as Daithi would know, the Leeds fans used to sing against Man U

Posh Spice is a girl
she wears a big fat Jewel
and when shes shagging Beckham
she thinks of Harry Kewell

I can't think of the funniest ones at the moment but there are some crackers out there. The Barmy Army at the cricket have some real beautys as well

 

[Southernsaint]

A few years back it was reported in the Sun newspaper that Osama Bin Laden was an Arsenal fan. The next week the chant went out:

Osama, whoa whoa
Osama, whoa whoa
He's hiding in Kabul,
He supports the Arsenal...

One of the other belters I've heard of is from when Millwall & Fulham met at Craven Cottage. The away fans started chanting:

One Dodi Fayed,
There's not one Dodi Fayed,
Not one Dodi Faaaaaaayed...

But my all time favourite occured at the first Old Firm game since Huns 'keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with a form of Schitzophrenia:

Two Andy Gorams,
There's two Andy Gorams...

 

[MILLWALL]

Id Rather have a boat than a kanu

He was only a poor little hammer,
His face all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit 'im with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore

 

[perth sharkie]

I know there has been some corkers in the past but I have a bad memory :lol:

Most recent one I can remember was when I was in the centenary stand at West Ham when they were playing Brighton. Being known as the 'queer team' and all, the hammer supporters started chanting at Brighton fans

"Does your boyfriend know your here, does your boyfriend know your here"

:lol: I liked it :lol:

Any better ones? I'm assuming there are!

That chant is so old and overused I'm surprised that there are still people around who find that amusing.

Brighton's come back to that is usually "you're too ugly to be gay" or if they're winning "1-0 (as was the case against Wet Sham) to the nancy boys".

 

[suburbanknight]

Leeds supporters at Anfield a couple of seasons ago...

We've got Dom Matteo
You've got our stereo.

And

We've got Dom Matteo,
You've got Pinnochio.

Leeds supporters in response to Plymouths chants of 'You're not famous anymore'...

You're just a town full of seamen, you're just a town full of seamen.


Leeds fans last season...

The Premiership,
Is Upside Down.
The Premiership Is Upside Down.
Because We're Leeds And Into Europe
And The Scum Are Going Down!


Leeds fans whenever we play Man Ure...

If the Neville's can play for England so can I,
If the Neville's can play for England so can I.
If the Neville's can play for England,
Neville's can play for England,Neville's can play for England,
So can I.

An old chant from the days of piss head John Sheridan playing for Leeds...

He shot,
He missed,
He must be fuckin' pissed.
Sheridan
Sheridan

 

[DJDL]

Viera whoa whoa
Viera whoa whoa
He comes from Senegal
He plays for Arsenal

Apparently the latest adaptation of this is:-

Fabregas whoa whoa
Fabregas whoa whoa
He's only 17
He's better than Roy Keane

I like one abou Emmanuel Petit

He's blonde, he's quick
His name's a porno flick
Emmanuel
Emmanuel

Or, after France won the World Cup

He's quick, he's blonde
He won the Coup du Monde
Emmanuel
Emmanuel

At Arsenal matches there's always a torrent of anti-Spurs, like:-

My old man
Said be a Tottenham fan
I said f*** off, bollocks, you're a c***

I couldn't believe my ears when I first heard 40,000 singing that!

Or this one

Who's that team we call the Arsenal
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in red and white
And we're f***ing dynamite
And Glenn Hoddle's mother is a whore

She's a whoooore, she's a whoooooo-ooo-ooore
Glenn Hoddle's mother is a whore
We're the boys in red and white
And we're f***ing dynamite
And Glenn Hoddle's mother is a whore

Man I miss Highbury

 

[Moffo]

Highbury won't be there for much longer mate!

I walked down to see where the new ground was going up and it looks damn impressive. Only a stones throw away and still walkable from Arsenal station....

I wish Henry played for Gillingham though :lol:

 

[Raider Ultra]

I remember the Goram one, absolutely brilliant!

 

[Mad Dogg]

I have a few favourites as well. One of the Arsenal's favourite songs is:

Viera whoa whoa
Viera whoa whoa
He comes from Senegal
He plays for Arsenal

I prefer this version (not 100% sure of the wording, but it's along these lines):

Vieira whoa whoa
Vieira whoa whoa
He gave the ball to Giggs
And Arsenal won f**k all

Talking about the 99' FA Cup semi of course. 8)

 

[Southernsaint]

If you think that Highbury AKA The Library had good atmosphere, wait until you go to a decent ground ;-)

 

[mjdj]

Madd Doggs is one of my favs.

"You're not Chelsea anymore" is a new one and a goody.

Who put the ball in the Germans/Scousers' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer



Who put the ball in the Arsenal net
Who put the ball in the Arsenal' net
Who put the ball in the Arsenal' net
Half of F*cking Europe!!!!

 

[PJ Marshal]

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Hey Shearer Oh Ah, I Wanna Know how did you score That Goal"

 

[Raider Ultra]

Palace to Liverpool 'You're not famous anymore', some of the scousers can still be seen on the Kop trying to think up a reply.

 

[DJDL]

If you think that Highbury AKA The Library had good atmosphere, wait until you go to a decent ground

Actually I watched the Arsenal/Middlesborough FX Cup Semi at Old Trafford in 2002. Now THAT is a stadium!
I've been in Telstra Stadium at 110,000 a few times and it doesn't even come close to 70,000 at Old Trafford. Absolute shivers up my spine there.

A mate sent me a DVD which has a virtual tour of the new Arsenal Stadium and it looks awesome.