Bold & Fearless 2011 EEL Predictions

[WaznTheGreat]

Parramatta will go 24-0 next season

 

[84 Baby]

Parramatta will go 24-0 next season

In what game?

 

[jk13]

parra social events organiser reni rings gidds and has the best mad monday ever

 

[JoeyJoJo83]

Inu to make a break only to get run down by Carl Webb

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Eels Dude]

Round 1 next year : Mateo and Inu to make a dozen errors between them, and Inu to make a break only to get run down by Carl Webb

Webb will have Inu for lunch, literally.

 

[The EELiminator]

i predict the media will continue to blow hot air up our arse by calling us world beaters whenever we win and wooden spooners whenever we lose

 

[The Colonel]

*Josh Massoud to continue to be first with the exclusives involving Parramatta
*Phil Rothfield to continue to blame Brian Smith
*parra pete to stop using youtube links and song lyrics.

Well, 2 out of 3 won't be bad.

 

[Fathead]

- Mateo and Inu to shine in Round 1 but diminsh over the year and finish in England.
- Tahu will not finish 2011 as an NRL player.
- Matua will standout
- Loko and O Hanlon to struggle and stay in NYC.
- Orford to realise that there is nowhere else to go and sign with Parra on a reduced fee.
- Parra to finish mid table.
- Walker will be picked at centre and be our top try scorer.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

In what game?

24-0 = 24 wins 0 losses

 

[Casper The Ghost]

1. Tahu gets sent off and is suspended for 8 weeks after going ballistic when Justin Hodges called him a bitch.

2. 11th Round, winning only 2 games and Fed up with Hindy being a pansy on field Fui steps in and takes over as on-field motivator and enforcer. He tells the boys they will ALL have to deal with him out the back of the sheds if they don't perform. Webb falls into line and plays his best footy ever. The Eels go on to be undefeated for the rest of the season defeating St George in the grand final, but only after an all in brawl where Fui knocked out four Dragons because his balls were squeezed in a tackle. Referees were going to send Fui off but video evidence saved him. This turned the tide of the game. Eels win 44 to 12.

3. Refer to point 2 - All players are sh*t scared. All given posters of Fui looking at his meanest which they must stick on their bedroom walls.

4. Refer to point 2 - Eels Salary cap gets sh*t scared and refuses to offend.

5. Refer to point 2. New board members in both clubs begin to oversee the Eels new renaissance. The board/s all answer to Fui.

6. Refer to point 2. New statues of Fui looking imposing are erected at all entrances into Parramatta Stadium.

7. Refer to point 2. All Eels fans feel secure with Fui looking over all of them.

8. Refer to point 2. After round ten loss, Fui is caught on camera giving SK, DM, JR & JH slapping's behind the sheds. TT is nowhere to be found.

9. Refer to point 2. Fui is given the keys to the City of Parramatta, is announced as the new Mayor of Parramatta, Fui changes title to King Fui Fui, All fans agree. Many knickers are thrown wherever Fui goes.

For Eels fans. Life is Good.

 

[Runaround Man]

SK to get a few more grey hairs
SK on more than one occasion in the dead of night wonder what the hell he's got himself into.

 

[SDM]

Casper to make thousands of posts which make no sense and are surely the result of a head injury.

 

[Avenger]

• Tahu to be released before the end of the year
• Speculation to intensify about Willie Tonga
• Justin Poore to regain state of origin selection
• Moimoi to have his last year at the Eels before heading off to the UK
• Daniel Mortimer to surprise many and thrive under the coaching of Kearney
• Jarryd Hayne to again be our best player
• The announcement of Cooper Cronk during the season for 2012

 

[84 Baby]

24-0 = 24 wins 0 losses

My inference was that is very optimistic and that it is much more likely that in a single game we will go up by 24 points to nil... even more likely would be that is the scoreline after 15 minutes game time and we proceed to switch off and lose 50-24

 

[woddy]

Casper to make thousands of posts which make no sense and are surely the result of a head injury.

I have an ABI (aquired brain injury) pc for bumped on the noggin and I can't follow or understand his posts so that can't be it . I'll make my predictions when the signing rumours finish ,so that wont be until rnd1 kick off :roll:

 

[sarahk]

I have an ABI (aquired brain injury) pc for bumped on the noggin and I can't follow or understand his posts so that can't be it . I'll make my predictions when the signing rumours finish ,so that wont be until rnd1 kick off :roll:

lol im quite sure they'll still be going even then.

 

[woddy]

lol im quite sure they'll still be going even then.

so true and every wednesday will be new signing day .......oh the salad days keep coming :crazy:..........

 

[Freak2]

I think the Wise Old Eel is pretty close to the mark.

Not sure how a team up to $500K under the cap can be competitive in the NRL?

My only prediction of note is Casey McGuire will play more games than not.

 

[Kornstar]

* We will not make the 8
* Kearney will have the full support of the board by election time after we haven't won a game
* Hindy will retire at the end of the year
* Hayne will break contract and go play Union in France
* We will win only 2 games at home all season
* Sharks will beat us in all the games we play them
* Tahu will win Dally M Centre of the year
* Mortimer and Robson will finish the year in State Cup
* Ossie won't last the year
* We will sign no one of importance for 2012

 

[True EEL]

* We will not make the 8
* Kearney will have the full support of the board by election time after we haven't won a game
* Hindy will retire at the end of the year
* Hayne will break contract and go play Union in France
* We will win only 2 games at home all season
* Sharks will beat us in all the games we play them
* Tahu will win Dally M Centre of the year
* Mortimer and Robson will finish the year in State Cup
* Ossie won't last the year
* We will sign no one of importance for 2012

well they are certainly Bold and Fearless.....a tad negative, but Bold and Fearless