Carl "The Kitten" Webb

[Loudstrat]

And now Maitua will join us in May as well. More bargain basement stuff. Still, it's the way to go these days. The Chooks got far better value from Carney than Brisbane did out of the mormon meathead.

 

[Tom Ace]

Terrible signing. This bloke is dead wood.

 

[badav]

can you also provide next weeks lotto numbers??

I think you have a dangerous amount of your head buried in the sand.

Making a prediction on Carl Webb's form is alot safer bet than predicting lotto numbers.

But only a Parramatta fan could think otherwise.

 

[Brutus]

Massoud on the radio today said Webb will be on between 150 & 200k per year.

What a f**king waste.

 

[Brutus]

lol...yeah.

have you heard of Ross Conlon and Paul Hauff??

get your hand off it? :roll:

The year Hauff represented, he deserved selection. Played well in the Origin, but struggled with the low, rolling ball in his only Test against the Kiwis in Melb.

Far more worthy than Conlon.

 

[eel01s]

Massoud on the radio today said Webb will be on between 150 & 200k per year.

What a f**king waste.

I heard that, but to me it sounded like Massoud had NFI (which is prrobably true) and made up a range.

 

[sooperdooper]

He was "lured" from the Titans with a big money offer.

His performance since 2009 has been Carl Webb like though, total dud.

Carl has played under various trainers though, and none of those have helped, I don't see why some dude at Parra is going to make any difference.

he wasnt lured.. he was no longer wanted at the titans..

Billy is a has been and is against technology and moving along with the times.
might explain the fitness and injuries to your players all the time...

 

[Ulysseus]

The strategic implications of this signing are far reaching.

Let all other clubs tremble in fear, nothing intimidates people like a has been / never was useless fat f**k who can't play for more than 15 minutes and can't f**king fight either.

 

[Ulysseus]

And now Maitua will join us in May as well. More bargain basement stuff. Still, it's the way to go these days. The Chooks got far better value from Carney than Brisbane did out of the mormon meathead.

I'd have Maitua at Saints, before he lost form at the dogs and went to the sharks (which lets be honest here will drive a man to insanity) he was a good player.
Under a good coach he is capable of being that again.

 

[Ulysseus]

Terrible signing. This bloke is dead wood.

Don't insult wood by using it in an analogy with Webb.
At least lumber, pine etc have their uses.
Webb on the other hand would get the sack as an oversized garden gnome.

 

[Ulysseus]

= Webb

 

[1 Eyed TEZZA]

So, who likes my sig? Charlie124? Thoughts

 

[Didgi]

Just loving that he's your problem now.

 

[Loudstrat]

Hindy will kick his arse at training.

Just read Brutus' love-in over Paul hauff - a fantastic player who was almost a immortal except he couldn't pick up a rolling ball.....:lol:

I am certain Brutus is being blown by a QRL board member.

 

[Big Mick]

Saw him at Ikea on the weekend at Rhodes.

He looks a bit fitter but still looks like he would need to shed 10kg at least

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

So, who likes my sig? Charlie124? Thoughts

For authenticity, take the bricks out and replace them with burgers.

 

[Hutty1986]

I never thought it was possible for someone to be both fat and gutless at the same time, but somehow Carl Webb manages it

 

[Eelementary]

Saw him at Ikea on the weekend at Rhodes.

He looks a bit fitter but still looks like he would need to shed 10kg at least

I don't know how big he was when he joined us initially, but apparently he's now at 114kg and wants to get down to 108kg.

Kinda makes me wonder...If he's NOW at 114kg, what the hell was he weighing when we signed him?