Why did Billy Slater cross the road?
To beat up a chicken.
Why did 12 of Billy's teammates cross the road?
The chicken was winning.
How many Storm players does it take to change a lightbulb?
4. Three to hold it down and one to screw the neck
What's the difference between a Storm player and Michael Hutchence?
One enjoys strangulation and masturbation, the other is dead.
To beat up a chicken.
Why did 12 of Billy's teammates cross the road?
The chicken was winning.
How many Storm players does it take to change a lightbulb?
4. Three to hold it down and one to screw the neck
What's the difference between a Storm player and Michael Hutchence?
One enjoys strangulation and masturbation, the other is dead.