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Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

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my first experience

she was pretty stunning surprisingly, friend of a friend i met thats folks had a holiday place on the gold coast so when she came up from her boarding school to stay there the only person she knew was me so she rang me and asked me to come over and watch movies as it was pissing down rain outside. bout halfway through the movie the best way to describe it is she basically attacked me lol. About an hour and a half later and moving from the couch to the bed somewhere along the line it was over and then i managed to mention it was my first time. Her response was doing it again lol. Think we ended up on 6 or 7.

Not going to mention how old i was

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AlwaysGreen

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My first time.

My family and I were vacationing at a resort. One day I was carrying watermelons and I met the resort's dancing instructor. Although I thought she was a bit of a whore I was attracted to her especially when we began dancing together. Well one night we got intimate with each other and I had the time of my life with her even though I knew she had knocked up my friend. Our Dad didn't like me going out with him but on our last night at the resort she told my dad that 'no one puts AG in the corner' and we made love all night long.
 

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My first time.

My family and I were vacationing at a resort. One day I was carrying watermelons and I met the resort's dancing instructor. Although I thought she was a bit of a whore I was attracted to her especially when we began dancing together. Well one night we got intimate with each other and I had the time of my life with her even though I knew she had knocked up my friend. Our Dad didn't like me going out with him but on our last night at the resort she told my dad that 'no one puts AG in the corner' and we made love all night long.


:lol::lol::lol: did they make a movie based on this, it sounds kinda familiar!
 

BDR

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Mine was at schoolies. She was a sweetheart. Brown hair and eyes, cute nose, full undercarriage natural pelt. We banged to portishead. Then took turns at oral, then banged again. Good times.

We are still pretty good friends
 

Dani

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I lost it to my best friend in high school at a party in year 11. He hasn't spoken to me since.

I must be terrible at sex :lol:
 

Alba

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Everyone is terrible at sex to begin with lol.. Mine is way too fkd up to even speak of. Still makes me cringe.
 

BDR

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In comparison to most other people I think mine was pretty good. I owe it to being pretty familiar with the vagina by the time I actually went for sex. I was ultra paranoid of getting someone pregnant in my teens.
 

Dragon2010

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In comparison to most other people I think mine was pretty good. I owe it to being pretty familiar with the vagina by the time I actually went for sex. I was ultra paranoid of getting someone pregnant in my teens.

My experience was okay but it's more the situation that was whacked for me. It was a very odd one...
 

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My first experience was quite typical.


Hot babe lips to die for, picked her up at a shop, got back to my place lots of fumbling couldn't get enough air into her at first, finally got her inflated and didnt get off her for what seemed like the weekend but was probably closer to 12 minutes.
 

HowHigh

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My first experience was quite typical.


Hot babe lips to die for, picked her up at a shop, got back to my place lots of fumbling couldn't get enough air into her at first, finally got her inflated and didnt get off her for what seemed like the weekend but was probably closer to 12 minutes.
:lol:
 

Rhino_NQ

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My first experience was quite typical.


Hot babe lips to die for, picked her up at a shop, got back to my place lots of fumbling couldn't get enough air into her at first, finally got her inflated and didnt get off her for what seemed like the weekend but was probably closer to 12 minutes.

Did she "go down" on you?
 

Joker's Wild

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my first experience

she was pretty stunning surprisingly, friend of a friend i met thats folks had a holiday place on the gold coast so when she came up from her boarding school to stay there the only person she knew was me so she rang me and asked me to come over and watch movies as it was pissing down rain outside. bout halfway through the movie the best way to describe it is she basically attacked me lol. About an hour and a half later and moving from the couch to the bed somewhere along the line it was over and then i managed to mention it was my first time. Her response was doing it again lol. Think we ended up on 6 or 7.

Not going to mention how old i was

I had a very similar experience

Basically, I was hanging out with a mate and his female cousin watching movies and chatting etc etc at her house. Ive known both of them since we were all 4-5 years old. My mate leaves to go home and I was about to follow him out the door when she calls me back inside for some innocuous reason. I walk into the lounge room and shes not there. Walk into the kitchen, not there either. I walk into her bedroom and she blind sides me from behind the door and topples me onto her bed.

Its pretty much a blur of clothes, limbs and awkwardness from there but it was pretty fun and I didnt get out of there until close to midnight (I had gone to leave at around 7pm). I distinctly remember getting in loads of shit from my mum for getting home so late. From memory I got grounded for a week but f**ked if I cared lol
 

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Mine was pretty poor. 14 & rode the old pushy about 12kms to get to her house. Foreplay was pretty much is your Mum home yet? "No" 30 to 40 seconds of unbridled passion & I was out the door before she had a chance to mop the splooge off her belly. I reckon I rode the 12 kms back in double time so I could tell all my mates.
 

Rhino_NQ

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Mine was pretty poor. 14 & rode the old pushy about 12kms to get to her house. Foreplay was pretty much is your Mum home yet? "No" 30 to 40 seconds of unbridled passion & I was out the door before she had a chance to mop the splooge off her belly. I reckon I rode the 12 kms back in double time so I could tell all my mates.

stay classy
 

Rhino_NQ

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i had a haitus for a few years then opened the account open again on a cruise ship to the pacific islands. Might leave that one til later
 

Dragon2010

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I had a very similar experience

Basically, I was hanging out with a mate and his female cousin watching movies and chatting etc etc at her house. Ive known both of them since we were all 4-5 years old. My mate leaves to go home and I was about to follow him out the door when she calls me back inside for some innocuous reason. I walk into the lounge room and shes not there. Walk into the kitchen, not there either. I walk into her bedroom and she blind sides me from behind the door and topples me onto her bed.

Its pretty much a blur of clothes, limbs and awkwardness from there but it was pretty fun and I didnt get out of there until close to midnight (I had gone to leave at around 7pm). I distinctly remember getting in loads of shit from my mum for getting home so late. From memory I got grounded for a week but f**ked if I cared lol

That sounds a bit like men...except it was a bit more awkward and had another segment in it. :crazy:
 
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