Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[Dragon2010]

Who gives a shit

If my first had of told me she beat up geniused people while talking loudly on her mobile in a cinema I still would of taken the ol skin boat to tuna town and been glad of it

Omg my first lied to me about bring a virgin

#doesntmattergottospoofinabitchesmutt

High five

:lol::lol::lol: You funny f*ck.

 

[urban eel]

I remember my first time. All 55 minutes of it.

4 minutes of sex, 51 minutes of crying.

Did she make a comment on your fireman that made you upset or something? :lol:

Didn't use enough lube for his virgin butthole

 

[butchmcdick]

Didn't use enough lube for his virgin butthole

If any of us were about to get pumped up the blurter I suspect that we would all like lots of lube

 

[Dragon2010]

Didn't use enough lube for his virgin butthole

If any of us were about to get pumped up the blurter I suspect that we would all like lots of lube

I don't think Dutchy swings that way...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

not saying how many hands i need to use to count my total

 

[Twizzle]

completely lost count, no idea

7 virgins, true story

 

[Dragon2010]

not saying how many hands i need to use to count my total

That means either too many...or not enough.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Who gives a shit

If my first had of told me she beat up geniused people while talking loudly on her mobile in a cinema I still would of taken the ol skin boat to tuna town and been glad of it

Omg my first lied to me about bring a virgin

#doesntmattergottospoofinabitchesmutt

High five

Yep. Fair call.

 

[Surely]

not saying how many hands i need to use to count my total

Hands don't count deduct two off the total

 

[dogslife]

 

[Cliffhanger]

I can't just post tits, I need to pretend I'm posting pics for a different reason

 

[dogslife]

I could comment on your squat and bench form...

It's always nice to get another opinion.

 

[urban eel]

so Cliffy are your areola symmetrical?

 

[Dragon2010]

No more broken training tops or new necklaces?

 

[Apey]

Mummy, whats a voigina?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It's a bogan twat.

 

[dogslife]

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[adamkungl]

I had a very similar experience

Basically, I was hanging out with a mate and his female cousin watching movies and chatting etc etc at her house. Ive known both of them since we were all 4-5 years old. My mate leaves to go home and I was about to follow him out the door when she calls me back inside for some innocuous reason. I walk into the lounge room and shes not there. Walk into the kitchen, not there either. I walk into her bedroom and she blind sides me from behind the door and topples me onto her bed.

Its pretty much a blur of clothes, limbs and awkwardness from there but it was pretty fun and I didnt get out of there until close to midnight (I had gone to leave at around 7pm). I distinctly remember getting in loads of shit from my mum for getting home so late. From memory I got grounded for a week but f**ked if I cared lol

Doesntmatterhadsex

Mine was pretty poor. 14 & rode the old pushy about 12kms to get to her house. Foreplay was pretty much is your Mum home yet? "No" 30 to 40 seconds of unbridled passion & I was out the door before she had a chance to mop the splooge off her belly. I reckon I rode the 12 kms back in double time so I could tell all my mates.

:lol:

 

[Dragon2010]

Eagerly awaits update.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

bewbs?