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Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

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Mine was with a chick I'd been seeing for a few weeks. We'd worked our way from holding hands to kissing over that time and then one night we'd had a pretty intense pash session in her bedroom and when that was over I casually asked her, "well... Where do we go from here?"

Lasted all of 5 minutes including foreplay and post sex cuddles but I was pretty stoked afterward. She told me it was her first time as well. We dated for about 5 years after that, during which, I found out that it wasn't her first time and that she was actually quite experienced by the time I'd gotten to her.

She's married to some bloke now and has a couple of kids. Last time I saw her, I almost didn't recognise her. She's roughly double the size she was when we were dating. I know this happens to some Women after kids but goddamn. I mean, I've put on maybe 5-10 kgs since then and I wasn't really a prize pig to begin with in terms of looks but she looks like she could sit down and eat a meal the same size as she actually was 15 years ago, now. Definitely dodged a bullet there.
 

Cliffhanger

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Lots of girls lie about how many guys they've been with, it annoys me, sexual morals are a personal thing but clearly if you need to lie about how many guys you've been with you're not okay with your own values.
 

thorson1987

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Lots of girls lie about how many guys they've been with, it annoys me, sexual morals are a personal thing but clearly if you need to lie about how many guys you've been with you're not okay with your own values.

equation is simple.

For girls multiply the number by 3

For guys divide the number by 3.
 

butchmcdick

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who gives a shit how many you have had ?

All that matters is who a chick is not how many c**ks have stuffed her like a Christmas turkey again and again as she moans like a whore in the throes of passion
 

Dragon2010

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who gives a shit how many you have had ?

All that matters is who a chick is not how many c**ks have stuffed her like a Christmas turkey again and again as she moans like a whore in the throes of passion

:lol: You sir, are a character.
 

Alba

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I don't know why some people are obsessed with numbers. I agree with what Cliffy said. Mine is a nice even number :)
 

Surely

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who gives a shit how many you have had ?

All that matters is who a chick is not how many c**ks have stuffed her like a Christmas turkey again and again as she moans like a whore in the throes of passion

I concur I much prefer girls who have a history of stuffing themselves silly.

Although that gives me horrendous flashbacks to the Xmas turkey fat lady pic that I receive every Xmas.
 
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I wasn't so worried about the number. More the lie in itself. She said she was a virgin when she wasn't. If she had have just told the truth I wouldn't have had an issue.
 

Dutchy

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I remember my first time. All 55 minutes of it.

4 minutes of sex, 51 minutes of crying.
 

butchmcdick

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I wasn't so worried about the number. More the lie in itself. She said she was a virgin when she wasn't. If she had have just told the truth I wouldn't have had an issue.

Who gives a shit

If my first had of told me she beat up geniused people while talking loudly on her mobile in a cinema I still would of taken the ol skin boat to tuna town and been glad of it

Omg my first lied to me about bring a virgin

#doesntmattergottospoofinabitchesmutt

High five
 
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