Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[RHCP]

After two hours of solid hard work I got knocked back literally just before putting it in.

It's probably a good thing since she ended up being an absolute headcase/stalker, but I was so pissed off at the time.

 

[Dragon2010]

Unlucky!

 

[Dani]

After two hours of solid hard work I got knocked back literally just before putting it in.

It's probably a good thing since she ended up being an absolute headcase/stalker, but I was so pissed off at the time.

I did that to the baker. It was the second time we'd hung out and I really (naively) didn't think we'd get that hot and heavy. I was on the firsy day of my period.

His response - "they're my sheets"

Luckily he was easily distracted...

 

[urban eel]

without too much detail lets just say attempting coitus on a waterbed isnt the most helpful thing for a first timer

 

[soc123_au]

Periods are just an excuse tbh. After the job is done straight in the shower & dont look down. I went out with a chick that turned into a nympho when the painters were in. Poor old Mr Happy must have thought he was a leech the amount of claret he got fed for those few months. The only down side was I couldnt eat it first & no post coitus kiss of life for round 2.

 

[soc123_au]

without too much detail lets just say attempting coitus on a waterbed isnt the most helpful thing for a first timer

Why? I am intrigued. Water beds go alright for a bit of a horizontal folk dance.

 

[butchmcdick]

Periods are just an excuse tbh. After the job is done straight in the shower & dont look down. I went out with a chick that turned into a nympho when the painters were in. Poor old Mr Happy must have thought he was a leech the amount of claret he got fed for those few months. The only down side was I couldnt eat it first & no post coitus kiss of life for round 2.

 

[soc123_au]

Lol. I draw the line at that. There is a reason the little head can't see, smell or taste. The only time I wear the dolmio grin is after a plate of pasta.

 

[thorson1987]

Iirc Cliffywent off her nut last time someone posted this pic

 

[Dragon2010]

My first time IIRC was on a bed.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I am not telling the story of my first time

 

[dogslife]

Well how am I supposed to finish my biography now?

 

[Misanthrope]

My first time was a Sunday night in Gwangju, South Korea. Halfway through, I got up to pee and then came back to finish the job.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Well how am I supposed to finish my biography now?

I'll send you the footage.

 

[dogslife]

It's also a pictorial.

Just saying.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I know I'm going to get shit for being buff, so here's the premature 'f**k you guys'

My tattoo, really hard to take these photos on your own. Because it reaches my arm when I lift my arm it slightly changes shape. Yes it is finished, I got it done in March, the whole thing took three hours.

 

[Frederick]

I used to work with a girl who had tattoos like that

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Dani]

Tim has too much ink, even for me.

 

[Frederick]

Also, if you're going to post pictures like that, they need to contain a certain amount of sideboob