Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[Cliffhanger]

I have never f**ked a virgin.

 

[butchmcdick]

Never slept with a virgin :-( Closest I've come is a one night stand with a girl on her heavy flow day. It was like something out of the f**king Shining.



*Raises hand*

Not a real warrior until you get blood on you sword

 

[Alba]

Neither. When I was younger, I hooked up with a guy who was definitely gonna get laid, and he told me he was a virgin. I high tailed it outta there so fast, he didn't know what happened! HA!

 

[Misanthrope]

Neither. When I was younger, I hooked up with a guy who was definitely gonna get laid, and he told me he was a virgin. I high tailed it outta there so fast, he didn't know what happened! HA!

Way to scar the poor lad.

 

[butchmcdick]

You subscribe to several because you're a perve

No no no no no

I like to keep up with current trends to keep things fresh and interesting

I am a considerate and nurturing lover

 

[Misanthrope]

No no no no no

I like to keep up with current trends to keep things fresh and interesting

I am a considerate and nurturing lover

I just piledrive sloots.

 

[Alba]

Way to scar the poor lad.

I didn't need that noise.. the responsibility of taking someone's V, is wayyyyy too much for me..

 

[butchmcdick]

I had sex with a 28yo virgin

She was saving herself etc etc then one night at the Buffs club in Mt Isa she asked me if I wanted to sleep with her. I didn't need to be asked twice. What shocked me is that she then followed me into the male toilets and blew me for a bit.

It was odd as we got on well and were both nurses living in the nurses quarters but I never thought there was a chance I would crack her seal of freshness from god.

She told me that while she didn't f**k she gave head. She was/is pretty out going and while not smoking hot is more than average. It being in Mt Isa where there are 5 guys to every girl she looked smoking to me though.

It was an odd feeling. It is the one time in my life I have banged a chick and not come. I just couldn't do it. It felt to me like she wasn't that into it and I felt all this pressure to make it a good experience for her.

 

[Misanthrope]

I didn't need that noise.. the responsibility of taking someone's V, is wayyyyy too much for me..

There's no responsibility as a woman aside from lie there and pretend it's enjoyable. It's not like he's going to think he's in love with you after squirting his beans. He's not a woman.

 

[Alba]

There's no responsibility as a woman aside from lie there and pretend it's enjoyable. It's not like he's going to think he's in love with you after squirting his beans. He's not a woman.

he was a young guy though.. he was already kinda creepy, and I attract stalkers.. well, I used to anyway

 

[Misanthrope]

he was a young guy though.. he was already kinda creepy, and I attract stalkers.. well, I used to anyway

That begs the question: why did you hook up with a young, creepy guy?

 

[butchmcdick]

Being a nurse I work with mainly chicks.

I had one in Mt Isa tell me that she hooked up with this guy at the Irish Club and invited him home to the nurses quarters. They were making out and she grabbed a hold of his c**k and freaked. She said this guy was packing some serious meat.

She looked up at him and told him there was no way he was sticking that thing into her. SHe said he burst into tears and asked her why no girl would sleep with him.

 

[Alba]

because I was a young, creepy girl.. and he was hot.. I definitely didn't think he had never had sex before..

 

[Alba]

Being a nurse I work with mainly chicks.

I had one in Mt Isa tell me that she hooked up with this guy at the Irish Club and invited him home to the nurses quarters. They were making out and she grabbed a hold of his c**k and freaked. She said this guy was packing some serious meat.

She looked up at him and told him there was no way he was sticking that thing into her. SHe said he burst into tears and asked her why no girl would sleep with him.

haha poor guy.. :lol:

 

[dogslife]

Neither. When I was younger, I hooked up with a guy who was definitely gonna get laid, and he told me he was a virgin. I high tailed it outta there so fast, he didn't know what happened! HA!

What. A. Bitch.

 

[Alba]

What. A. Bitch.

hahaha you rang?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Being a nurse I work with mainly chicks.

I had one in Mt Isa tell me that she hooked up with this guy at the Irish Club and invited him home to the nurses quarters. They were making out and she grabbed a hold of his c**k and freaked. She said this guy was packing some serious meat.

She looked up at him and told him there was no way he was sticking that thing into her. SHe said he burst into tears and asked her why no girl would sleep with him.

Years ago, about 1999, JJJ did an A-Z of sex and P, was of course, penis. They interviewed on prostitute who spoke of a certain local who had such a large serving that even the local ladies of the night wouldn't agree to it.

 

[dogslife]

I've never been knocked back on the home stretch. I can only imagine how soul crushing that would be

 

[Misanthrope]

I've never been knocked back on the home stretch. I can only imagine how soul crushing that would be

Me either. I guess I'm just f**king charming.

 

[butchmcdick]

To be honest when I was single I never knew I was about to start the race until I was at the starting line.

For me sex just sort of happened.