Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[Skinner]

Never kept count

 

[Dani]

Don't even need a second hand.

Too broke to get sex.

 

[Alba]

LOL. I think mine sounds like a lot, but when you think about all the time I've said no, it doesn't seem too bad. haha

 

[butchmcdick]

You are married now

No sex for you

 

[Dragon2010]

You are married now

No sex for you

Aren't you married as well?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

No complaints.

Nobody listens anyhow...

 

[butchmcdick]

Aren't you married as well?

No but i have been in a relationship with the same women since 99 (well apart from the two year break we had in the middle) and have a two year old

My boss told me a joke the other day

When do men stop wanking ?

When they get a divorce

 

[Cliffhanger]

My number is small, probably because I haven't had sex in a very long time,

 

[Alba]

I wish I knew what sex was like again

 

[butchmcdick]

I wish I knew what sex was like again

There are many instructional websites that might be of use to you

I subscribe to several just to keep up with current trends

 

[Cliffhanger]

You could always just have angry sex with your husband.

 

[Cliffhanger]

There are many instructional websites that might be of use to you

I subscribe to several just to keep up with current trends

You subscribe to several because you're a perve

 

[Alba]

You could always just have angry sex with your husband.

I'd end up getting arrested

 

[Cliffhanger]

Damn, that bad eh. Dump him and f**k someone else. His boss for example

 

[Misanthrope]

Never slept with a virgin :-( Closest I've come is a one night stand with a girl on her heavy flow day. It was like something out of the f**king Shining.

Damn, that bad eh. Dump him and f**k someone else. His boss for example

*Raises hand*

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Here's Johny?

 

[Misanthrope]

Yeah, Jack Nicholson was there, actually. He helped me find the phone I dropped off her balcony while Tweeting a review of the experience.

 

[Alba]

Damn, that bad eh. Dump him and f**k someone else. His boss for example

His boss is a 54 yr old black lady, I don't think it would fly ;-)

 

[Cliffhanger]

His partner? Then go on jerry springer. Have the full American experience

 

[Misanthrope]

His boss is a 54 yr old black lady, I don't think it would fly ;-)