Comical cuzz E back on song

[themanonthehill]

Well with the interweb going into melt down last night with after the shambolic performace against canterbury, Minister For Information Comical Cuzz E had to use all his Grade 4 English and PR skills gleaned at Leumeah TAFE to placate the seething masses. So, using the newly acquired AMiga 128, comical hopped onto the internet and promised a `major announcement' would be made today.

Was it a new halfback ?
Was it the early return of Benji ?
Was it that sizzler has taken up a post with Les Catalans as he wanted to swap his melbourne bitter long necks for champagne ?
Was it coach shines holding a media conference proclaiming he hopes to win 50% of matches this year ?

No it was more massive than all of the above. Comical Cuzz informed the world that there will be a ball relay from Birchgrove to moore park. And the festivities won't stop there. They have promised an egg and spoon race, 3 legged race, tunnel ball, musical chairs, pin the tail on the dirge bnd (to be played on the telegraph pole outside the captain cook hotel) and announced that all participants will be given fairy bread and a lolly bag to take home. This announcement has sent shockwaves through the world of rugby league and has struck the fear of god into the other 15 clubs.

Celebreties to be involved include Dawn Fraser, David Gallop, Matt Parish, John MUlvihill, Paul Upfield, Doug Delaney, Alan Jones, David Bayssari, Stephen Humphries, Michael Moss, John Owens and Mike Marketo. Ian McCann was sadly unavailable as it was feared he might drop the pill into Rozelle Bay.

Well done Wests Tigers. We don't watch football to see our side put f**king sh*t like Jarrod Hickey to the sword, or to see a gun halfback kick and/or not murder overlaps ... we watch it for egg and spoon race day

f**king cretins the f**king lot

 

[Eddie.]

Could of been worse.

With the Panthers Derby this week I was thinking it would be special sizzlers meal deals for the numerous WT's fanatics that have signed posters on their wall of Colin Van Der Vort and Robbie Beckett.

 

[themanonthehill]

Can you imagine the convoy on Monday night down the back roads between penriff and dodge city ... all avoiding the M7 toll and in cars with Tigers number plates and Penriff MMM stickers from the early 90s ... at least this year they only need one jersey which covers both clubs eh

 

[scarcev]

Well with the interweb going into melt down last night with after the shambolic performace against canterbury, Minister For Information Comical Cuzz E had to use all his Grade 4 English and PR skills gleaned at Leumeah TAFE to placate the seething masses. So, using the newly acquired AMiga 128, comical hopped onto the internet and promised a `major announcement' would be made today.

Was it a new halfback ?
Was it the early return of Benji ?
Was it that sizzler has taken up a post with Les Catalans as he wanted to swap his melbourne bitter long necks for champagne ?
Was it coach shines holding a media conference proclaiming he hopes to win 50% of matches this year ?

No it was more massive than all of the above. Comical Cuzz informed the world that there will be a ball relay from Birchgrove to moore park. And the festivities won't stop there. They have promised an egg and spoon race, 3 legged race, tunnel ball, musical chairs, pin the tail on the dirge bnd (to be played on the telegraph pole outside the captain cook hotel) and announced that all participants will be given fairy bread and a lolly bag to take home. This announcement has sent shockwaves through the world of rugby league and has struck the fear of god into the other 15 clubs.

Celebreties to be involved include Dawn Fraser, David Gallop, Matt Parish, John MUlvihill, Paul Upfield, Doug Delaney, Alan Jones, David Bayssari, Stephen Humphries, Michael Moss, John Owens and Mike Marketo. Ian McCann was sadly unavailable as it was feared he might drop the pill into Rozelle Bay.

Well done Wests Tigers. We don't watch football to see our side put f**king sh*t like Jarrod Hickey to the sword, or to see a gun halfback kick and/or not murder overlaps ... we watch it for egg and spoon race day

f**king cretins the f**king lot

go support another club you silly turd

 

[themanonthehill]

Only if i can have some of your fairy bread and a strawberries and cream lolly from your lolly bag after you and the WTF mongs finish playing pin the tail

 

[scarcev]

Only if i can have some of your fairy bread and a strawberries and cream lolly from your lolly bag after you and the WTF mongs finish playing pin the tail

Na sorry mate not a WTF, just a true fan sick of you and your 3 mates bagging the club.

Hang on I'll help you out;

Shines Mr 43%
Happy with mediocrity
ODonnell is a Tiger cos of his old mans nutsack
Sizzler gets a discount,
Buying Pamfers leftovers
Morris unpolished turd
Wests mongs

Just thought Id save you some time. Cut and paste any or all of the above for your response to me.

 

[themanonthehill]

McDonnell you idiot

 

[brooksy19]

Lmao.

 

[smeghead]

Back to your best Mulli. I mean really you want to have a little cry about every little thing. I would have expected you to spend the day kicking in on Morris and our club doctor. Oh well maybe next week hey?

Just nuzzle into your mates gunt on Monday evening and keep warm and everything will be alright

Queue spastic and face painting rant

 

[themanonthehill]

Good to see you toe the party line smeg
Concentrate on the big issues, not the turd wearing No 7

 

[bubblesunlimited]

Man on,

Who are your three mates?

Please can I be one?

Honestly, I have defended J.Morris at times, but yesterday a cigar store indian statue would have had a better kicking game.

Just like all of us, I want Head!

 

[smeghead]

Theres a party line now?

As for Morris his good games have outweighed his bad so far this season, Moltzen is not ready to steer a side around the park and I would like to see Head on the bench for the Penrith clash at the boondocks.

If you see the announcement as some ellaborate subdifuge than that is your perogative, maybe it was an attempt at such I have no idea. However if that were the case and people bought it and did not examine the piss poor performance yesterday against a average side than that is their problem because any person of even moderate intellect could surely see that the two are mutually exclusive issues

 

[simon says]

I have to admit....Im a little underwhelmed by the errrrrrrrr whatever it is.

 

[themanonthehill]

Well we lost to a side containing kane cleal and jarrod hickey as starting props and our dickhead media manager thinks its time to commence a party with tunnel ball, captain ball, egg and spoon races and with Patty Perkins making fairy bread

Incidentally i saw dear old patty down at Balmain today. I asked if she was any hope of playing halfback next week ... she'd be an improvement on the f**king twat morris

And smeg .. what about last year's games where he had 5 good (and i'm being f**king generous) and 19 bad ... forgotten as well eh ... no wonder shines and sizzler are given an easy ride by the spastics and sycophants on the official forum and WTF

 

[simmo1]

Egg and Spoon race?! Im there.

You reckon theyll do pass the parcel?

 

[themanonthehill]

Man on,

Who are your three mates?

Please can I be one?

Honestly, I have defended J.Morris at times, but yesterday a cigar store indian statue would have had a better kicking game.

Just like all of us, I want Head!

I think it's you, chopsy, supercoach, eddie and hybrid ... then we have ink, smed, scarce and the other head in the sand spastics who are happy our club is working hard on egg and spoon races, Sydney credit union relays, it's a knockout contestants and gladiator entrants rather than doing something mundane like trying to find a f**king halfback ... i mean they've only had 2 years to sort out a half that could pass or kick ... somewhat important traits for a No 7. But I suppose Noyce, shines, sizzler and ronald have had more pressing issues like organising races, getting the fairy bread sorted, trying to find a 6th home ground this season and signing the recruitment manager's f**ktard of a son to a 3 year deal

 

[themanonthehill]

Egg and Spoon race?! Im there.

You reckon theyll do pass the parcel?

I reckon Noyce is trying to track down Ms Helena for some festivities as well

If he fails to find her (and lets be honest between the 4 incompetent spastics that run our club they couldn't find a halfback) they'll use galloway as ms helena

 

[Hanscholo]

Why is it that i cant stop laughing when i think of John Morris in an egg and spoon race...

 

[themanonthehill]

Any chance of Brian Smith trying to gt him to play hooker when Buderus goes ?
Something ... anything ... please

 

[simon says]

I reckon he would be a smash in the ESL......he could hook up with Fitzy.

What a 6/7 combo that would be.