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Commentary that stays with you

vvvrulz

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I remember during the Warriors - Bulldogs semi final in 2003 (cyclone Meli 5 tries) there was an uproar about Sterlo saying something like the Warriors boys are like gorillas throwing bananas. Its similar to the Skinstad incident where if you heard it live it was more like a compliment with nothing racial about it.
 

TheDMC

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So who is the old geezer who was oz TV commentator for the Broncs v Gold Coast game last night?

He was having a shocker.

At one point he was moaning about forward passes calls/no calls by the refs (and each ref decision was right in my view). He gave this memorable bit of commentary (and repeated it 3 or 4 times):

"The ball can travel forwards as long as it goes backwards"

I mean what planet is that dude on...one where laws of physics don't apply?

To compound his idiocy on a non forward pass call, he demanded a video ref replay, saying (sic) "they can't rule on a forward pass but that was a 'tap-on' and they can rule on a tap-on, its not a pass." Is their such a distinction? Its just a type of pass - spiral, tap on, flick, lob, etc. I suspect he is a muppet.

I don't why there is so much difficulty with forward passes in RL, its pretty simple. Don't trust the camera angle unless directly lined up, otherwise use reference points on the field (lines real or imposed on the grass).

A video ref could easily accurately review forward passes with some pretty simple technology that on the TV view, superimposed more lines on the field, parallel to and based on the actual painted lines.

Almost as annoying as torso trys.
 

jaseg

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"The ball can travel forwards as long as it goes backwards"

I mean what planet is that dude on...one where laws of physics don't apply?

To compound his idiocy on a non forward pass call, he demanded a video ref replay, saying (sic) "they can't rule on a forward pass but that was a 'tap-on' and they can rule on a tap-on, its not a pass." Is their such a distinction? Its just a type of pass - spiral, tap on, flick, lob, etc. I suspect he is a muppet.

I don't why there is so much difficulty with forward passes in RL, its pretty simple. Don't trust the camera angle unless directly lined up, otherwise use reference points on the field (lines real or imposed on the grass).

A video ref could easily accurately review forward passes with some pretty simple technology that on the TV view, superimposed more lines on the field, parallel to and based on the actual painted lines.

Almost as annoying as torso trys.

Missed the game, but I assume he meant by a 'tap-on' that the player released the ball forward and collected it himself before it hit either the ground or another player, hence not being a forward pass but, if intentional, still illegally propelling the ball fowards (think Jarryd Hayne a couple of years back, and I think Matty Bowen might have done it previously also). If not, please disregard :p

As for the laws of physics, I'm afraid they very much do apply. The rule (I think it's bad, but this is the rule... apparently) says that a pass is not a forward pass if it leaves the hands backwards or flat, no matter if the end result involves in it going forwards. This can happen - if you are moving forward at a fast pace and throw a ball flat or marginally backwards the force on the ball going forward (inherited momentum) can actually bend the flight of the ball from going backwards out of the hands into a forward pass - but this doesn't count under the current rule. Apparently.
 
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NOW a barnstorming, blockbusting run from Fittler. 32 metres out from their own line, Minichiello got a quick play-the-ball, Fletcher in and away, Mullins goes for the accelerator, MULLINS GETS THE BALL INSIDE! Shannon Hegarty! HEGARTY'LL SCORE!!
 

Blair

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NOW a barnstorming, blockbusting run from Fittler. 32 metres out from their own line, Minichiello got a quick play-the-ball, Fletcher in and away, Mullins goes for the accelerator, MULLINS GETS THE BALL INSIDE! Shannon Hegarty! HEGARTY'LL SCORE!!

Roosters? What year?

Also, what happens to all these old players when they retire from league? Shannon Hegarty? What would he be up to these days apart from being a used car salesman?
 

dpnz1

Juniors
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Rabs in Kiwis World Cup Win "It has to be a penalty try"

Warren Smith in raiders comeback win vs dragons last year "Do you believe in hoodoos, do you believe in MIRACLES!" when Raider (dugan?) scored the try in the final minute
 
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Roosters? What year?

Also, what happens to all these old players when they retire from league? Shannon Hegarty? What would he be up to these days apart from being a used car salesman?

It was the 02 GF. Sorry, but it always sticks with me the way Rabbs got excited. That and the COP THAT when Catic got smashed, that was epic Costo

Hegarty No idea
Andrew Lomu is in Canberra. Playing park footy I believe
I think it was Bonetti who retired to the farm. I'll ask a friends wife who knows Bonetti and is related to Mullins, I can't remember which one is on the farm
Philips is a referee
Fletcher has his business & is an Easts sponsor I think
Ricko is a Bondi playboy
Random but Kevin Hastings has a very successful personal trainer/gym business in the US. look him up on YouTube the bloke is ridiculously fit.
 

Blair

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I almost forgot this one: 2008 Warriors v Roosters. A Rooster had just executed a poor kick on the fourth tackle, giving Manu room to wind up.

Sterling: "The Roosters had a family picnic day at Centennial Park last Sunday, a very lovely day it was too. Lot's of kids and fun and games..."

Warren (dryly): Kicking straight to Manu Vatuvei and letting him run at you with that look on his face is a very long way from a family picnic day at Centennial Park Peter."

Like Obelix, Manu had 4 or 5 tacklers on him.
 

Blair

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Warren Smith calling Issac De Gois in the first half tonight. Issac De Goose

And it's bad enough when they call him 'De Goys'. Watching soccer over the years I know it's a Dutch name and it's pronounced 'De Goy'.

I'm really irked by the way they put the S on the end.
 

ozenzud

Juniors
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Back in the 80's, remember it was a manly game....long time ago but, rex 'the moose' mossop

"awww great piece of play, he didn't make his intentions unknown."

Not on the footy, but Rex commenting about nudists on the beach where he lived on the news.

"look its bad enough to have these people walking around naked, without having male genetalia shoved down ones throat..."

Rex was a legend.
 

Blair

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Warriors v Rooster semi at Mt Smart 2008: Voss: "Ohhh! There's trouble there as Wiki ran it back and the Roosters tried to make the tackle, Soliola has ended up somewhere in the Cook Islands I think, he's somewhere in the Pacific!"

Sterlo: "Oh!, gee!".

By the way, if you're bored both the 2008 finals are on youtube in full - NZW v Melbourne (the famous 1 beats 8) plus the Roosters at Mt Smart. They won't be up for long.
 

LeagueNut

First Grade
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By the way, if you're bored both the 2008 finals are on youtube in full - NZW v Melbourne (the famous 1 beats 8) plus the Roosters at Mt Smart. They won't be up for long.
:D

Rabs Warren:

"And two minutes and twenty seconds remain ... Ropati, a fend on Folau ... a pass to Vatuvei ... he goes inside and away from Cronk ... he gets away from Jeremy Smith ... he gets the ball to Michael Witt ... Michael Witt is gonna score! What's he doing? Put it down! Put the ball down son! And he does eventually ... and the Warriors have got home!"
 

Skinner

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Back in the 80's, remember it was a manly game....long time ago but, rex 'the moose' mossop

"awww great piece of play, he didn't make his intentions unknown."

Not on the footy, but Rex commenting about nudists on the beach where he lived on the news.

"look its bad enough to have these people walking around naked, without having male genetalia shoved down ones throat..."

Rex was a legend.

Ah, the Moose was an absolute classic.
 

Rich102

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Who was the very quietly spoken UK commentator? About 20 years ago I guess? Hardly said anything but conveyed the game really well.
 

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