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Good game from Jarryd last night, looming in support when he needed to, he kicked well enough and two of his tries showcased his speed and strength respectively. I'm sure Parra fans were delighted to watch their talisman actually do something on the field for the first time in 17 weeks.
But didn't it get the Fox team's juices flowing. Like a pack of 12 year old girls at a Justin Beiber sighting, they fawned, fellated and fell over themselves to see who could tongue his balls the most. A couple of examples: with Parra around 40 metres out, Hayne found touch. He clearly meant to kick it straight down the middle of the park but found the side of his boot. Brandy pointed that out but it didn't stop that halfwit Daley going on about what a 'mature decision' that was by Hayne... Another time Hayne got his arsehole tongued (again by Daley) simply for being in the area when another Eels player got tackled.
I know it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things but it is just so offputting listening to grown men try to outdo each other in their stomach-turning effusiveness. Everyone in the league world who is not either a league journalist or Parra fan (or both) can appreciate it when any player has a breakthrough good game but only Hayne seems to get the deepthroat treatment every time he blinks.
But didn't it get the Fox team's juices flowing. Like a pack of 12 year old girls at a Justin Beiber sighting, they fawned, fellated and fell over themselves to see who could tongue his balls the most. A couple of examples: with Parra around 40 metres out, Hayne found touch. He clearly meant to kick it straight down the middle of the park but found the side of his boot. Brandy pointed that out but it didn't stop that halfwit Daley going on about what a 'mature decision' that was by Hayne... Another time Hayne got his arsehole tongued (again by Daley) simply for being in the area when another Eels player got tackled.
I know it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things but it is just so offputting listening to grown men try to outdo each other in their stomach-turning effusiveness. Everyone in the league world who is not either a league journalist or Parra fan (or both) can appreciate it when any player has a breakthrough good game but only Hayne seems to get the deepthroat treatment every time he blinks.